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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair 'Want anyth...

a loved family member is dying and needs a brain transplant. The doctor informs the family that they are able to buy a new brain, It will cost $10,000.00 for a male. The family gasp, "I can get you one for half price, it is a female brain."

Sorry to my trucker mates!!! A trucker's wife saw three parrots for sale,$170, $160, $10.She asked the store owner why the third parrot was so cheap.He told her is was marked down as it had lived in a whorehouse.The woman just laughed.She bought the $10 parrot and took it home.When the woman's two daug...

Three men awaited execution by firing squad in the condemned cell, from which the site of their forthcoming ordeal could be clearly seen.The first, an Englishman, was taken out and stood against the wall. As the 5 man firing squad raised their rifles, he suddenly shouted "Avalanche!" at the top of hi...

I would like to see Google Maps add "sealed roads" to the navigation choices. It can be annoying at times.

A teacher is marking off the attendance roll when she comes across the name 'Hijkm'. She says "I'm sorry I am not sure how to pronounce this name." Then spells it out. A girl raises her hand and says... that's me and it's pronounced Noelle.

And just like that, it was an Easter Miracle

Does anyone know if the road between Bouretown Qld to Boorolooba NT is passable with an Avida Birdsville towing a Jimny?

Hope the Easter Bunny was nice to you

Thoughtful & creative & good design using the best products of the day to create a winter atmosphere, early Australian June/July Christmas, which often people do in the high country & Blue Mountains. Supermarkets these days are always out of this product!

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poiso...