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Anniversary money jar.
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So, the first time I was married... I said 'Let's put a gold coin in this jar every time we make love. Then we'll count it on our first anniversary.' So we did, and there was a lot of money. There were lots of coins and a roll of 20's, 50's & the odd 100. I asked 'Where did the notes come from?' She said 'They...
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Swimming
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Gadgets
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OCD
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Cheating girlfriend
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I caught my girlfriend cheating when one day she said shes going out with her friend Chloe while Chloe was lying next to me in bed.
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Siri are you listening?
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I keep asking Siri, are you listening? Siri keeps answering in Russian: 'tovarishch mayor govorit peredat vam, chto ya ne slushayu' . . . . . . . . . . 'Comrade Major says to tell you that I am not listening'
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Riding season.
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Doctors visit
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Vasectomy
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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could f...
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Two dogs
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Roxanne
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AI
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Diet
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Poor Dolly
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Dolly Parton has stopped speaking to her bra fitter after the pair fell out.
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A cows tail..
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A cows tailA man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our gol...
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A Review on Costco
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You walk into Costco thinking your membership card means youve unlocked some elite shopping experience.Like yes hello, wheres my VIP lounge and complimentary grazing platter?Instead they scan your card and immediately release you into the wild with 600 other people moving with the urgency of a B...
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Bunnings
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A cross Nun
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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them."Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who w...
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A nurse
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Tennis
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What do you call a girl that is standing in the middle of a tennis court?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Annette -- Edited by Dick0 on Sunday 23rd of August 2026 07:28:47 PM
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