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A mood ring
(Preview)
I bought my wife a mood ring. When shes happy it turns blue, and when shes mad it leaves a red mark on my forehead.
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40
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Lassie, get help ....
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BarneyBDB
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Stolen knickers
(Preview)
Some bastard has stole my wife's knickers off of the washing line. You can keep them, I just want my 20 clothes pegs back!
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286
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Older woman..
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Evaporated milk?
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Southern Cruizer
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199
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An honest priest
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An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, Father, may I ask a favor?Of course child. What may I do for you?Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and Im afraid theyll confiscate it. Is there a...
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Southern Cruizer
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190
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Just relaxing
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Southern Cruizer
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310
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We all need this t-shirt
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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221
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I'm interesting now
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Southern Cruizer
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244
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Little dog
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Southern Cruizer
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209
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Some Americans think a beaver looks too much like a moose
(Preview)
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/bucees-lawsuit-ohio-gas-chain-cartoon-mascots-b3060008.html
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dorian
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Blackburn Reform councillor accused of farting at rival
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https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/26601027.blackburn-reform-councillor-accused-farting-rival/A
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dorian
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Far Side
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"Although an unexplained phenomenon, there is a place on the outskirts of Mayfield, Nebraska, where the sun does not shine."
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dorian
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Oh Dear!
(Preview)
The congregation in the church were all seated and listening to the local priest delivering his sermon when all of a sudden he clutched at his chest and collapsed. Concerned members of the congregation rushed towards him and fearing he had suffered a heart attack, the ambulance was called. The pries...
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School excursion.
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386
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Sunshine
(Preview)
Couldn't help but put this one up, so damn true
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344
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I'm having a tough time
(Preview)
"I had the toughest time of my life.First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis.Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy.These gave way to aphasia and hypertroph...
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The Painter
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More people are smoking to quit vaping
(Preview)
https://swedenherald.com/article/more-people-are-smoking-to-quit-vaping-studies-show
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Peek a Boo
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Southern Cruizer
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317
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