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Poor Dolly
(Preview)
Dolly Parton has stopped speaking to her bra fitter after the pair fell out.
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10
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A cows tail..
(Preview)
A cows tailA man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our gol...
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A Review on Costco
(Preview)
You walk into Costco thinking your membership card means youve unlocked some elite shopping experience.Like yes hello, wheres my VIP lounge and complimentary grazing platter?Instead they scan your card and immediately release you into the wild with 600 other people moving with the urgency of a B...
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Bunnings
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4
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A cross Nun
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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them."Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who w...
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A nurse
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Tennis
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What do you call a girl that is standing in the middle of a tennis court?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Annette -- Edited by Dick0 on Sunday 23rd of August 2026 07:28:47 PM
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Surfing
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There I am, back in the day, with my new surfboard.
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Dick0
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Magic trick
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Televangelist claims aliens invaded her body, took her eggs
(Preview)
https://roysreport.com/televangelist-claims-aliens-invaded-her-body-took-her-eggs/
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dorian
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Not talking
(Preview)
I hadnt spoken to the woman next door in 24 yearsuntil today.She said her name was Alice.
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Drinks..
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Viagra..
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Tick warning
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1
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New Sydney Harbour crossing
(Preview)
Due to brown paper bags, mismanagement & prioritising electoral interests there was a slight stuff-up!
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Pilot and the stewardess
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Platypus
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A man was in court on a charge of eating a Platypus. The Magisrtate asked him to explain his side of the story... "Well, your Honour, I had been touring the back country for weeks and had run out of supplies. I was coming back into town for more food, when I got bogged crossing the river. I spent 3 days tryin...
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Very windy day
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Walking back from our local shops for "hunting & gathering" (the only form of exercise I get (at the shops)*... forced exercise!), passing someone on the way home, they said to me... one I hadn't heard before: 'Today's a day to Tarzan's Grip your toupée on!' It was pretty windy! * Profusely sorry f...
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Shotgun solution
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0
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Rover
(Preview)
A guy walks into a bar with his dog, plops him on a barstool, and orders a bourbon & Coke. Then he turns to the dog and says, Whatll you have, Rover?Rover looks at the bartender and says, Scotch and soda light on the soda. The bartender stares. No way. That dog cant talk youre a ventriloquist.Nope,...
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