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Buying a bra
(Preview)
Jerry walks into the lingerie department at Macys and says to the sales associate,Id like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size 34B.With a puzzled look, the sales associate asks,A what?A Southern Baptist bra, Jerry repeats. My wife told me to ask for one. She said youd know exactly what she meant.O...
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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67
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Go fly a kite
(Preview)
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth.He tries this a few more times with no success.All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to...
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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58
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Proofread
(Preview)
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rgren2
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0
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131
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45 years
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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144
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Save my Baby
(Preview)
A fire is raging in an old building in Collingwood. A crowd has gathered in the street and they see a woman standing at a window on the third floor. She is holding a small baby. "Save my Baby" she screams, knowing that she will not make it herself. "Ssve my Baby" again wafts through the smoke and flames. A m...
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erad
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0
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229
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Voting
(Preview)
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rgren2
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0
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327
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Sleeping Nun
(Preview)
A nun wakes up and starts walking through the convent.The first nun she meets says, You got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.She shakes it off and keeps walking.Then the second nun says the same thing You got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.Now shes a bit annoyed... but keeps walk...
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Southern Cruizer
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1
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367
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Scam
(Preview)
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fwdoz
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1
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287
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Interesting stats
(closed)
(Preview)
Spain versus Cabo Verde match stats
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dorian
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22
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676
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Man and his dog
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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281
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Maternity Bra's
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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251
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World Cup Final..
(Preview)
It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbour "The seat is empty". "This is incredible" said the man "Who in their...
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aussie_paul
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0
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266
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Naughty Nuns
(Preview)
Two nuns were behind their convent one afternoon, smoking cigarettes.One nun said, Its bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but its an even bigger problem trying to get rid of the cigarette butts without Mother Superior finding them.The second nun replied, Ive found a marvelous soluti...
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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284
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Walking stick
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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1
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397
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Peeled potatoes
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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281
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The nail and the cow
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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2
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415
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Putin good behaviour
(Preview)
Putin dies and goes to hell. At some point in time, he's given a day off for good behavior. Putin returns to a bar in Saint Petersburg, orders a vodka, and asks the bartender, "Is Crimea ours?" "Yes, it is," the bartender replies. "And what about Donbas?" Putin asks."Ours as well," says the bartender....
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Whenarewethere
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1
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294
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The belt and the cow
(Preview)
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking a cow. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it over with her left foot so I tied up her left foot to a pole....
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Whenarewethere
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0
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264
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George Washington
(Preview)
Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Kidding Me?" Well, the story goes way back to when the Father of America, George Washington, was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 men in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the w...
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Whenarewethere
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0
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348
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New US $250 Bill
(Preview)
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67HR
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3
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437
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