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Onestone
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There once was an Indian who had only one testicleand whose given name was 'Onestone'.He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'The word got around and nobody...
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Dinner Party..
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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realised that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucke...
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Sick leave..
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Oops..
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Oops.. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 20th of April 2026 10:18:34 PM
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A policeman
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Attack dog
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A couple decided they needed a guard dog to protect their home. So, Dave headed to the pet shop and told the clerk, I need a tough dogsomething thatll scare off burglars.The clerk smiled and said, Ive got just the thing for you, and brought out a tiny Chihuahua.Dave frowned. That little thing? I need pr...
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English language..
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The mother in law
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Larry the Fighter Pilot..
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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a man...
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Duck tape vs WD40
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Duck tape vs WD40
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Don't panic, please don't panic!
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Australian refineries on fire vs ruZZia... don't panic
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Rough neighbourhood
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Female Medical Examination
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Grandma's name ??
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-- Edited by BarneyBDB on Wednesday 15th of April 2026 07:27:46 PM
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Alternative route
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The Bridge.
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She was on the bridge at midnight, Throwing snowballs at the Moon, She said she'd never had it, But she spoke too bloody soon. -- Edited by Magnarc on Saturday 11th of April 2026 01:51:31 PM
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iPoo
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The Chinese detective.
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Bloke thinks his missus is playing up so he hires a Chinese detective to follow her. The guy reports back the next day. 'What happened?' ' Wife go into house, me watch. Me see light come on upstairs, me climb tree me watch'. Me see man strip off, me watch. Me see wife strip off, me watch. He play with she, she...
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Courteous drivers
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