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This is not a joke, although it should be
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https://www.the-express.com/sport/other-sport/216170/Brisbane-Olympics-500-crocodiles-river-rowing-australia
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Child predator tour
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Chester Zoo mistakenly advertises 'child predator tour' tickets: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1j4z27n8xyo A zoo has blamed a computer error after it advertised a "child predator tour" online to see its tigers and lions. The name blunder earlier this week was part of the Ch...
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Testing relationships
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Nothing tests a relationship better than assembling flat-pack furniture together.
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The maid
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Grandma saved the service
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Urinal.net
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I found this site purely by accident. Honest. https://www.urinal.net/ Showcasing the World's largest collection of urinal photographs ever assembled, Urinal Dot Net is the best place to p1ss away your time on the Internet.
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5
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Arnott's Biscuits history, so many lines deleted.
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Monte Carlo was an Iced Animals dumping Marie behind the Cheds. His Jaffa Cakes were in poor Shapes with his Honey Jumbles looking more like a Raspberry Shortcake. Iced VoVo was a Tina Wafer with big Royals, he took her for Morning Coffee at the Savoy where they Jatz Clix. Behind the TeeVee Snacks on her...
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Talking Parrot
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Winter & Rats
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Nuts
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I know where he's going
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a bath
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Whenarewethere
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Art Collector bids $4,000 on broken vacuum cleaner
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https://artinc.co/art-collector-bids-4000-on-broken-vacuum-cleaner-only-to-discover-it-was-trash/
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Toilet dilemma!
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Whenarewethere
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5
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Lure of the Limerick.
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There was a young Plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing a maid by the sea. Said the maid, "Cease your Plumbing, I think someones coming" Said the Plumber, still plumbing, "it's me. A widow who's singular vice, Was to keep her late husband on ice, Said, "It's been hard since I lost him I'll never defrost h...
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Magnarc
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Anniversary money jar.
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So, the first time I was married... I said 'Let's put a gold coin in this jar every time we make love. Then we'll count it on our first anniversary.' So we did, and there was a lot of money. There were lots of coins and a roll of 20's, 50's & the odd 100. I asked 'Where did the notes come from?' She said 'They...
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Swimming
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Gadgets
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OCD
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fwdoz
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Cheating girlfriend
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I caught my girlfriend cheating when one day she said shes going out with her friend Chloe while Chloe was lying next to me in bed.
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