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Divorce
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Mickey Mouse is speaking with his lawyer and his lawyer says,"I'm sorry Mickey but you can't divorce Minnie just because you think she's incredibly silly." To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's 'incredibly silly', I said... "She's fu#@ing Goofy!"
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Blonde patient.
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A blonde woman went to the doctor for her yearly check-up. The doctor said there seemed to be a slight heart problem and advised her to take some pills for two weeks and then come back. Most importantly of all, dont climb any stairs, advised the doctor. But we have a two-storey house, protested the patie...
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Dave Allen on Oz
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Taking the Pi55...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdVXn8a5k0Q
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Dave Allen
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Makes me feel like having a smoke........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FweG226aiw
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Old English Humour
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Proof required.
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A man went to the hospital for his colonoscopy. When he woke up, he asked the doctor if there had been anything unusual about the results. Nothing at all, said the doctor. Its just a routine check and there were no issues or obstructions. Great, said the man. Now, can you write a note for my wife to tell her...
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Possesion.
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Three Virgin Sisters
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Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period.Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise tosend a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions of marital sex. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two...
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Ageing
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Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooter...
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Hearing Aid.
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Trump's Wall
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Singles Ad
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The Outback Aussie Dunny
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THE AUSSIE DUNNY POEM Only those who have used a bush toilet would fully appreciate this. The service station trade was slow The owner sat around, With sharpened knife and hardwood stick Piled shavings on the ground. No "all mod cons" did they have there. A log across the rill Led to a shack, marke...
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The lazy bull
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A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend "All that bull does is eat grass. Won't even look at a cow". "Take him to the vet" his friend suggested. The next week, John is much happier. "The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!" he told his pal. "Then he broke through...
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Walkie Talkie
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340
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British animal voiceovers
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Watch and listen a couple of times.....
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Old Fashioned Romance
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Say Cheese
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6 Easy Exercises
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400
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The Draft
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Drafting blokes over 60....I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join...
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