They were greeted by an angel who explained that, due to a paperwork mix-up, there was only one opening available in Heaven that afternoon.

Im afraid Ill have to decide which one of you gets in, the angel said.

The angel turned to Dolly and asked if there was any special reason she should be admitted.

Dolly smiled, took off her top and said, Look at these, they're two of God's most perfect creations and I'm sure it will please Him to be able to see them every day, for eternity.

The angel thanked her politely and then asked King Charles the same question.

Without saying a word, the King walked over to a nearby restroom, pressed the handle, and flushed the toilet.

The angel immediately turned and said, Your Majesty, welcome to Heaven.

Dolly stared in disbelief and said, Hold on just a minute. I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down, and he just flushed a toilet. How does that make sense?

The angel shrugged and replied, Sorry, Dolly, but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair every time.