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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?""That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a...

Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing by the bed with some velvet rope in her hand.She purrs at him..."Tie me up and you can do anything that you like"He thought - now that's an offer I can't refuse!So he did, and went out and played golf.....

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake.He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age when he asks, "How am I doing?"The prostitute replies, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots.""T...

After having repeated failures of the internal plastic linkages that release the glass section of the door on my Golf Savannah, I took matters into my own hands and am now producing a replacement that has more reinforcement and is more durable than the Dometic part. These doors are used widely on Jayc...

Be aware if you are staying at the Gawler Gateway Caravan Park in South Australia. My wife and I have just returned home to Victoria after travelling from VIC to WA and back staying at numerous caravan parks. On the way home we stayed at Gawler Gateway Caravan Park and discovered that there were securit...

I'm sure many of you have fitted water filtration systems to your caravan. I live in my caravan and I am looking for an ECONOMICAL water filtration system. Please tell me about your system, or the system you would recommend.

Hello everyone, my wife and I are taking a trip to W.A. for 9 to 12 months. Leaving home from Brisbane possibly June or July (flexible). We are asking advice as follows. We understand that if we head straight to Broome area, we need to leave there by end of Sept. If we started to head to Nullarbor /Esper...

Hello nomads, I have started to change old front and side marker lights to LEDs on my 2003 Evernew. Have run into some issues: 1. 0n 4 side markers there are 2 brown wires, another side marker has only one brown wire and there is 3 brown wires on the bottom left hand marker. I am thinking the one brown wire is...

I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, and all of the patients were shouting " 13... 13... 13.. The fence was to high to see over. But I saw a little gap in the planks , so I looked through to see what was going on. Some bloody idiot pocked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shoutin...

Motorhome newbies here - yet to purchase. We currently have some allocated funds on a term deposit so we still have about 10 months till that will be available. Just back from Leisurefest & the feature that appealed best to us was the drop down electric beds. We both thought it was a great space save...

Hi All I have a dometic cts4110 toilet that keeps overflowing. when I flush it works fine but after a while it will flush again and not stop until water is switched off. the solenoid valve appears to be working ok. just wondering if anybody else has had this problem. Thanks

were looking at going across to Brisbane from Perth beginning of May 2025, has anyone experienced transporting a vehicle/poptop caravan across via ship or train ? We have a 2014 grand Cherokee and a 2018 Windsor single axle poptop

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost.He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what Hole I'm on."She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."He thanked her and continued playing golf.Later, he got lost again.He saw the same lady an...

A 5 year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked: "Grandma. how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroon and watch it all day long. The TV e...