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Oops.. *-- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 20th of April 2026 10:18:34 PM*

Oops.. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 20th of April 2026 10:18:34 PM

A couple decided they needed a guard dog to protect their home. So, Dave headed to the pet shop and told the clerk, I need a tough dogsomething thatll scare off burglars.The clerk smiled and said, Ive got just the thing for you, and brought out a tiny Chihuahua.Dave frowned. That little thing? I need pr...

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a man...

Australian refineries on fire vs ruZZia... don't panic

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She was on the bridge at midnight, Throwing snowballs at the Moon, She said she'd never had it, But she spoke too bloody soon. -- Edited by Magnarc on Saturday 11th of April 2026 01:51:31 PM

Want to discuss your paperclip collection or the price of tea in China? This is the spot to go ‘off topic’ and talk about anything not related to grey nomads and travelling around Australia. Just one rule here (besides keeping posts friendly and respectful) – please no religion or politics. Thanks...

Can anyone tell me the safest and most secure caravan parks in Alice Springs. Thanmks Ian

Bloke thinks his missus is playing up so he hires a Chinese detective to follow her. The guy reports back the next day. 'What happened?' ' Wife go into house, me watch. Me see light come on upstairs, me climb tree me watch'. Me see man strip off, me watch. Me see wife strip off, me watch. He play with she, she...

Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters.In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request.One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a jazz chord! play a jazz chord!"Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influenc...