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A married couple was in a terrible accident, and the husbands face was severely burned.The doctor told him they couldnt graft any skin from his own body because he was too skinny.His wife lovingly offered to donate some of her own skin.However, the only suitable area was from her buttocks - a rather de...

A billionaire is driving his new Ferrari when it suddenlybreaks down in the middle of nowhere.He tries everything but can't fix it.A scruffy old man walks up, looks at the engine for 10 seconds,and taps a small part with a tiny hammer.The engine roars to life!The billionaire is amazed."That's incre...

A billionaire is driving his new Ferrari when it suddenlybreaks down in the middle of nowhere.He tries everything but can't fix it.A scruffy old man walks up, looks at the engine for 10 seconds,and taps a small part with a tiny hammer.The engine roars to life!The billionaire is amazed."That's incre...

(Cindy, Delete if in-appropriate for the Forum)Umpteen years ago + I was a Gasoline Cowboy (Transport Company) in the Army Reserve. I was the 2nd best shot in the company and could kill an enemy at 600m according to the range target bullseye. However, in a camouflage exercise, I and my fellow section s...

Carefree rollout awning top coach bolts Two at the top at either side Are they supposed to be tight ? As they dont appear to screw into anything substantial

Just fitted a gen3 to the van for a bit more away use..was going for the 100mg deal ..looked yesterday the mongrels upped the price lucky didn't reg system so may let it sit idle while I justify the rip off. Have vast and fox and booster on phone time to chill.

Mine was and still is my V6 unleaded petrol 2.5lt 2001 Suzuki G. Vitara, currently on 1.2 million km. 3 owners, with me being the first owner , gave it to my daughter after 485,000, all I did in that time was 1 set of belts and a front and rear engine oil seal. My daughter kept it for another 150,000 km an...

https://www.drive.com.au/news/toyota-releases-steering-wheel-club-lock-amid-rising-landcruiser-hilux-rav4-theft...

A Scotsman was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits and a wrinkled face. "Who's he?" said the bloke. "That's the Memory Man." said the barten...

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realised that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucke...

A woman died and arrived at the gates of heaven. As she sat waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates and spotted a beautiful banquet table. Seated around it were her parents and all the other people she had loved during her lifetime, who had died before her. They saw her and began...

Opera browser has introduced an integrated adblocker that works very well. Goodbye add ons that can take up a lot of space. I had been a Mozilla fan for years but I kept on having my bookmarks disappear, and getting them back was becoming a pain in the you know where, hence the change so, if you are like me,...

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4. I asked my wife where sh...