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Judy married Ted and they had 13 children. Ted died.She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bobwas killed in a car accident 12 years later.Judy remarried again, and this time, she and John had 5 morechildren. Judy finally dies, after having 25 children.Standing before her coffin, the...

For the first trip of the Titanic, the third class passengers wee to be entertained by a third class magician. He had a parrot which sat on his shoulder, and would squak "its in his pocket" or "he hid it behind his ear" whenever he did his third class tricks. Then the inevitable happened, and the ship san...

Please don't turn this political ! Just wondering how fellow travellers plan to manage fuel supply issues, and cost for that matter as we have already seen jumps of 30 to 40 cents per litre. We are in the Fraser coast area and have already see several local servo's run out of fuel with people panic buying...

Doctor: "You'll be at peace soon." Man: "Am I dying?" Doctor: "No, your wife is."

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly raise the child, he would also provide child support until the c...

A few months back, I donated my 16.5 ft Jayco poptop caravan to an organisation which is using it as temporary accommodation following recent bushfires. An elderly person is apparently using it now and I don't know where it is currently parked. Being in a burnt out area, it is likely that there is no po...

Hi all. Thanks for accepting me. I have just bought a motorhome and am in the process of trying to work it all out. hopefully will be able to get ideas as I go along.Cheers,

Mate just rang saying the oil level in his Triton Ute is way way above the Max mark. Mate is in another state ATM and far away from his regular mechanic. First Q is about draining the oil until back to Full then driving home? Will he blow the motor up. I have heard of motors apparantly making oil, ca...