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Time to trot out this old chestnut... XMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLESanta?s alarm clock didn?t go off as planned. He wakes up 3 hours late. He rushes around to get his reindeer yoked up, but because of his panic, they got spooked and disappeared into the forest. It took him another 30minutes to roun...

Time to trot out this old chestnut... XMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLESanta?s alarm clock didn?t go off as planned. He wakes up 3 hours late. He rushes around to get his reindeer yoked up, but because of his panic, they got spooked and disappeared into the forest. It took him another 30minutes to roun...

For months now I have been ticking the box: "Email me whenever there is a new post to this topic". Not receiving notifications. Does anyone know why this would be happening?

Howdy, fellow GN's, Now, because I'm simple, I have a simple question to put to you all. Do you have and if so, what do you think of STARLINK? Does it work great? Do you have problems at any time and what? There is a great offer around at the moment. Keep Safe on the roads and out there.

The Titanic set off on its maiden voyage. The First and Second class passengers were all well entertained with top class acts, but the poor Third class passengers had to make do with a Third Class magician. He had a parrot which sat on his Left shou;der and whenever he did a magic trick, the parrot would...

I have a Kings solar blanket. It has eight material eyelets to secure by pegs to the ground. The eyelets have now stretched and are just strings hanging off the blanket. So, my thought is to replace those eyelets with metal eyelets in the same location but in the border perimeter of the blanket. Has anyo...

This is to replace the previous post that didn't work. Hope you enjoy. -- Edited by Jim Featherby on Tuesday 25th of November 2025 09:40:57 AM

If you want a decent comb. Your options are Chinese sh_t vs Hong Kong quality. I don't get it why the Chinese are simply only capable to reduce things to the lowest common denominator. A skill which evades me on every level. Wifey has been through a dozen Chinese brushes (landfill) which disintegrate...

I have a golden eagle single axle leaf spring pop top , I am considering flipping the axle to gain height ,does anyone have any experience with such an operation? I have contacted a Geelong company who say they can perform the operation with no problems and that it is a quite common modification. Also fr...

Ok, blokes probably dont know this, wives and partners probably do. I split my thumb nail pulling down knots, pain and blood. A dob of superglue on the split, press it together with a narrow edge, let it cure and file off the jagged edges. No pain, it doesnt catch.

red with Your friends A joke...It snowed last night.8:00 am - I made a snowman8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women eve...

So far today God, I have done alright.I havent gossiped. I havent lost my temper, and havent been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or over indulgent. And I havent told anyone to mind their own business and stay out of mine. I am really glad about that.But in a few minutes, God, Im going to get out of bed; and...

A few days before his wife's birthday:Husband: Dear. "What would you like for your present?"Wife: "I really don't think I should say."Husband: "How about a diamond ring?"Wife: "I don't care much for diamonds."Husband: "Well then, how about a mink coat?"Wife: "You know I do not like furs."Husband...

Hi all; Just a quick one. We went over to Tryabunna ( Tasmania ) and have done for the last 10 odd years. I do not have a standard television antenna on my caravan as i have always had a Vast sat set up for around 13+ years now. But setting up @ Tryabunna and my meter ( i have a little Labgear SQ702 and has w...