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Hi, I am planning the drive starting in Broken Hill, thru to Camerons Corner via Tibooburra, and returning some of the way along the Dog fence to Broken Hill. It is my plan to hire 2 x Toyota Prado's in B/Hill. I will be accompanied by wifey, 2 x adult daughters and my sister. I expect to take with us, beside...

BACKING IN THE VANI was propped up in my deck chair, beneath the awning shade.Id knocked the top off of a stubby, it was about that time of day.Just then around the corner a car and van appeared.They had the look of newbies, it was the worst I feared. They pulled up right adjacent to their allotted spotTh...

While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say "Your Honor, I'm guilty but..... There were extenuating circumstances."The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly like to hear those extenuating c...

Just looking at the about to be released MG U9 ute. My opinion of course, it's the uglist vehicle I have ever seen. Wondering now if others agree?

We were planning on a 3 month trip leaving Ballarat early July, going up the center to Darwin, across to the Kimberley, down the west coast to south west wa then across the Nullabor back home. We missed out last year as my father in law died and now looks like this year is a no go. Firstly the supply of fuel an...

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I was sitting next to a woman on the bus this morning who kept sneezing every few minutes.But every time she sneezed, her eyes rolled back, she let out a little moan and shuddered.After about 10 minutes I couldnt ignore it anymore, so I asked if she was feeling okay.She said, Oh yes, Im fine.Then she expl...

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio statio...

A man walked into a small-town antique store looking for a dining table.Right away, he spotted the perfect one and asked the owner how much it cost.Two thousand dollars, the owner said.Two thousand? Thats outrageous! the man replied.Normally Id agree, said the owner, but this isnt an ordinary tabl...

Hi all, if you are paying a high price for electricity have a look at GloBird. A smaller progressive company with great plans one of which. includes 4hrs of free electricity between 10 am and 2pm. Disclaimer. I have no connection to this company other than being a very satisfied customer.

Two women talking on the bus. "I think I'm pregnant." "Have you had a checkup?" "No,a Hungarian" Apologies to Fatty.

My wife and I went out to the county fair in Texas last month,and one of the first barns we wandered into was the prize bull exhibit.We stopped at the first stall and saw a big sign that read,THIS BULL BRED 52 TIMES LAST YEAR.My wife nudged me with a grin and said,Fifty-two times? Thats once a week, like clo...

Saw this recently. The owner loved it.

PRICELESS!1+ 2 = 3Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can't even begin to imagine how their mind is working....Little Zachary was doing very badly in maths.His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centres.In short, everything they could t...

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked "What a shame, the old man is walking, the boy is riding." The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later they p...