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Mother-in-Law came for dinner and said "why does the dog keep looking at me?" I said , "because you're using his plate!"

I'm so out of shape that if someone yells, run for your life!, I'll be like, you guys go ahead. I'm going to meet Jesus.

According to Car Expert the Vic Gummint wants you to cough up huge bucks if you want to repair your ICE vehicle on your OWN property, additional information welcome.

Hi, I have a Dometic Saneo toilet that decides to flush when showering (combined toilet/shower ensuite) It usually starts after about a minute or two of the shower running. It even started once between showers, Has anyone seen this issue, or have any ideas as to the cause? Thank you Greg

Ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him .One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years.You have seen his wars and his technological advances.You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."The...

A Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test.Here is your first question, the boss said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9.""Without numbers?" the man says, "Dats easy."And proceeds to draw three trees."What's this?" the boss asks."Tree and tr...

Jay&Dee would like to wish al;l our nomad contacts and others all the best for 2025. May it bring you everything you wish for and then more. Happy New Year Jay&Dee

AT LEAST HE TRIED!!!I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her birthday, I ar...

A drunk walking home decided to take a short cut through the cemetery,Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the next day.The man tried to climb out, but he was short and the gravediggers had dug the correct six foot depth.The...

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An old man needs a heart transplant and gets the call from his doctor one day that there are several options available for him.We have three possible donors, the doctor explains.One is a young, healthy athlete.The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and the third is an attor...

One of the rear wheels on daughters tandem van was warmer than the others so decided to adjust the brake. With the side off the ground the front wheel turns more easily than the rear. With the wheel removed. I cannot see a rubber grommet that can be rermoved to make adjustment, only a hole that to me is not...

Usual disclaimer, that I am not associated with anyone selling anything Supercheap auto store, have a current Renogy 100 Amp Hour Lithium LIFEP04 deep cycle battery on special for $349 with a 5 year warranty Just putting it out there, as I do not not require any more deep cycle batteries BUT... When I w...

Dear Santa, I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it. You fat, judgemental bastard.

I was drinking whiskey, and the bartender screamed "does anyone know CPR ??? I yelled "I know the entire alphabet" We all laughed and laughed well, except for this one guy.

Honda and Nissan have agreed to joined forces to stave off China's threat, Mitsubishi is considering joining the group.