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"Please Do Not Disturb me,disturbed."=======================================Acouple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said,"The food looks delicious, let's eat."Wife: Honey.....you say a prayer before eating at home...

A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish.So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'drinks for everyone in here,...

Apologies to the Irish folks. Two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice:You watch them Aussie cab drivers. Theyll rob you blind. Dont you go paying them what they ask. You haggle.At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to t...

Bob called home one afternoon to see what his wife was making for dinner."Hello?" said the maid."Hi, it's me," said Bob. "Is madam near the phone?"..."No, Sir. She's upstairs in the bedroom with your friend Frank."After a brief pause, Bob said, "But I don't have a friend named Frank!""Yes you do. He'...

I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forwar...

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enablingcustomers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined belowwhen accessing their accounts.Af...

I can't stand it anymore ! After being a sub-editor for a magazine before I retired, I know the difference between quite and quiet, chose and choose, of and off, there and they're, your and you're, to and too and so on. So, at the top of this page the add for Enginesaver.com.au should read 'don't' LOSE yo...

Hi Travellers Has any one had experience in changing a rear diff pinion seal on an Iveco, the quote from Iveco, was to say the very less " A faction Under the Bloody Nation Debt" . I have managed to procure a seal, Genuine Part Any Advice would be greatly appreciated, Safe travels

we experienced a few hot days , first time for us in the van in such heat, is it best to run the fridge on gas or 240v.

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My furrion underbunk wont keep up when cooling on a 30 deg day outside it still gets to 27 in the van. Its only 16 ft poptop so not big the air is cold coming out of the vents is it a waste of money

A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally re...

I discovered that answering the door naked helps deter trick-or-treaters, Oh, here we go again, here's two dressed as policemen...

Travelling around this great wide land of ours, I have come across far too many caravanners towing their pride and joy with no towing mirrors. Not only is this dangerous but the fine for doing so will put a decent dent in the wallet. It appears some of our fellow travellers do not understand the con...

If vegetables are so good, Explain to me why Vegans are always trying to make them taste like meat. Take your time, Il' wait.

I am looking at doing Waterfall Way from Urunga to Armidale or visa versa. Have read differing reports about towing a caravan through it. Has anyone here done it and if so how was it for towing a van. Also is it better to go one way or the other. Thanks