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Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy Marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems By taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the Beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-si...

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe.... as it happens, near Transylvania . They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts...

The NSW Government and the NSW Greens party were recently presenting an alternative method to NSW Farmers for controlling that States rampant dingo population. It seems that after years of the farmers using the tried and true traditional methods of shooting or trapping the predators, the tree-h...

A Mallee farmer got into his ute, drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 9 opened the door. "Is your Dad home?" the farmer asked. "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town." "Well," said the farmer, &q...

MOUSE BALLS... I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers regarding a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled...

We are currently parked at Rainbow Beach QLD and need to get to Wodonga in Victoria. Have had problems with our tow vehicle and need to find the easiest way, avoiding mountain ranges etc. We are in no hurry, can anyone assist?

Heading for the Kimberley? This new site looks like an invaluable source of information: http://www.gibbriverroad.net/ Cheers, TonyD

Hi Folks .. With the gracious support of John (Jandas Fun) who picked me up from my current abode, I was able to today take ownership of my long awaited Avan Ovation M4 .. Yeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaa !! .. now to spend some time getting a few radios installed, together with all my worldly possessions .. the...

All was well here at the Cove,3 am and all was well until the pop of small arms fire came through the still of the night,cripes we are under attack from an enemy yet unknown.Lights came on at the homes both sides of us,swearing and not so nice words could clearly be heard above the pop,pop of yet more gunfir...

We are looking to be in Melb end of March 2010 and intend doing 6mnth WA. where do we start looking for a set up. we have looked at caravans in Melb last week when we were there. not too many 2nd hand around. any ideas from Aussie folks would be great.

From the end of April next year I will be doing my first long motorhome trip from Brissy. I need to finish at Jindabyne in August [where I will be staying at Lake Jindabyne for the ski season] So essentialy I have May, June July to fill in. First thought was to go north on the bitumen as far as I can and then com...

I note the article " NO free For All " on the Nomad home page states .... ' It seems like our friends across the Bass Strait ".... referring to an article on NZ camping issues Last time I was in NZ I had to cross the Tasman Sea - didnt go over Bass Strait ))

Hi Everybody We are heading North along the NSW coast starting next weekend, and had planned to stay at Minnie Waters while we checked out Grafton's Jacaranda Festival. But the Coastal National Park where Minnie Waters is located has had bushfires burning over the past few days. Have been listenin...

Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them. Mum said, "You should say no, they only want to look at your panties". Susie said, "I know they do, that's why I hide them in my bag".

Your absolutely right ...reached 43 on our back verandah at 3pm this afternoon. This photo was taken at 5.30am this morning - have not had one decent sunrise all summer but this is about as good as it gets. Will have another couple tomorrow

Two tins of chunky tuna - one in brine and one in springwater - both water if you prefer. One onion - diced One cup mixed frozen vegies Two ounces of butter - sorry don't know the metric equivalent Two really full tablespoons of flour One large carton of vegie or chicken stock or you can use milk if you want i...

Due to a housesitting booking falling through we find we have 5 weeks to kill here in W.A. Our next sit is in Bunbury starting 21/11. We have already been north and are heading south, currently at coral bay, Does anyone have any good suggestions we we may spend the next 5 weeks on a fairly restricted budge...

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Si...

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Forum Friends.I am looking for info. about Deepwater on the Murray River.What's it like?etc.Cheers.Ibbo.