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Retirement Planning


If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock you would have $49.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottles for the aluminium recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink heavily and recycle.


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Started on my Retirement Planning quite a few years ago.   I'm way in front.   laughing.gif     
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Now, thats a good one.smile.gif

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