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Oh and I've changed my avatar! This one is my real dog-a chihuaha named Pookie! She'll be travelling with me.

I heard a chap on the radio today describing how his dog came back to their caravan (which was in the Sandstone area in a bush camp) and he was carrying the leg of a kangaroo. The chap took the leg off him and almost immediately the dog started to have convulsions and frothing at the mouth and yelping in...

He Said To Me! He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him . ... . You wear pants don't you? He said to me . . ........ Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but...

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's Suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all Varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the he...

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye b...

Hi All, Back home after a five month trip had a wonderful time met so many interesting and lovely people on the way. First trip to Queensland and loved every minute of it. Helena.

I dunno about you lot, but this grumpy old bugger, with his cynicism honed by nearly half a century as a journo, walked a bit taller yesterday, with a spring in his step (and, yes, a tear in each eye) at the news that the co-joined Bangladeshi girls in Melbourne had been separated and appeared to be doing w...

Departure day is fast approaching and maintainance (Preventative) is planned. Unfortunately, nowhere can I find a definative answer on greasing towballs. To grease or not to grease? Which is best. Regards GOF and GOG

Leaving early Mon,morning to Gold Coast For three weeks with our kids & Grand kids . This will be our xmas get together as they will be working & we will be at the beach over the xmas break . We will stay in touch from up there . Can't get rid of me that easy , Did some one say BUGGER ?????

how hot is it where you are, here in nowra its 38, with 37 tomorrow and 39 for sunday, dog and budgie under the air conditioner, I gotta go out at five , so hope its cooler .. whats it like where you are?

Nick could have opened Pandoras Box and a can of verty angry worms with his attack on these people. Good luck to him, but if he wins he had better keep an eye alert for danger. Now seriously if these people honestly believe that we are descended from a bunch of Alien Invaders they need their Alfoil beanies...

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go awa...

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact. Mary. Mary. Is that you, Fred? Yes, Ive come back lik...

McNamarra park at BROKE nsw . 24 klm from singleton , toilets & shop(licenced) nearby & in the centre of the vineyards . 3 days limit ( just shift to other end of the park & reset the stay!!) Also Lake Liddell between Singleton & Muswellbrook on the new england hwy . $5 per night , Hot show...

Just wanted to say a public very big THANKS to TwoBob and Monica for their hospitality over the last couple of days. Beautiful tree to park under a very big welcome from the "boys" and a chauffer driven limo ride around beautiful Yepoon. The break was very welcome and it was the best couple of...

How hard is it to fit one of these to your tow vehicle, any special skills required?

Hi there, We are in the process of choosing a caravan. We know we want an ensuite and a van around 20ft and have been looking at Golden Eagle Eureka, Jayco, Millard and we really don't know whether one brand is better than the other. Can anyone recommend or give warnings against a certain brand? We are n...

I think you know when your getting old. I was watching porn the other night and found myself thinking " that bloody bed looks comfy "

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?' The Pope wrinkles his...