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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was li...

Lipstick in School (You've got to love this principal) According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their l...

The website ozcaravantagalong.com is out of order. Hackers took great delight in telling us they'd done it. I can't repair it, but it will be repaired and restored to its former informative self and I'll keep you all posted. "Tagalong" is a free website on which you can log your journey to f...

Someone wanted to know what to do with a redundant scissor jack

Just move into a flat and needed a new use for the yard rake Great when a crowd drop in

Hi everyone, I have just joined this forum. I will be semi retiring at the end of the year and can'twait todosome real travelling. We are on our second van now (the first purchase proved to large for us) and have made about 10 trips in all of verying lengths. We are off from Adelaide to Darwin in two week...

Just tried that new "Vegemite". Thankgoodness I only bought a small jar. Now the company that makes Vege is a USA owned company and the fact that the Yanks can't stand "OUR" Vegemite, they've sabotaged it and done some thing awful to it. I'll stick with the "rosy cheec...

I am a 57, And a widow.Very bubbly and down to earth. I have never travel in a caravan or motor home, But now its my turn to shine. I love the Australian outback and want to see it all. Where do I start? I wanting to travel alone,Eventually, 1) Should I travel with someone to start with, So they can show me the...

Does anyone use one of those bench top round turbo ovens? Are there any recipe books that you can recommend. They tell me you can cook cakes and scones and soup and just about anything in them. Comments please Ma

Recently back from Bathurst. I stayed at the Macquarie Wood Rest Area which is half way between Bathurst and Orange, in NSW. There was not much there but it was peaceful and had .... wait for it .... lovely flushing toilets. Lordy I hate those dry toilets. It seemed to be a popular stop over because w...

G'day everyone, just joined this forum and look forward to joining in. We are off on Wednesday heading eventually to Alice Springs via Berri, Port Augusta, Coober Pedy, Yulara and Kings Canyon. Our first big trip in a year. Will hopefully put up some photos after we get back. Terry.

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains'? 'Not yet', she replied.

It isn't often that I get deep......... but it is with great interest, that I'm reading the editorial regarding the Coorong wetlands and the Goolwa lakes becoming lost to the salt water influx due to lack of freshwater flow in the Murray. Everyday we read about or hear about "Scientists"...

well, we have our first bit of publicity,about the rest area. "caravanning news" has done a very good article ( thank you denis amor,the editor of caravanning news,and a member of this forum )for this. there is a committee,going to inspect the site,from the dept of main roa...

Would it be possible to have a section on GNs experience at the different caravan parks they use, I feel sure it would be of great use to other people in planning their routes. If it was not possible to say if they were crap then perhaps a 1-10 could be used with 1-4 meaning the site was crap and you would not r...

A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He's going through his usual run of off-colour and dumb blonde jokes, when a well-presented blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and shouts: "I've heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes, D!CKH...

Eventually when It comes time for me to be handed the keys to our motor home I'd like to solo around australia on my own and at some stage maybe get some part time work here and there, I love music and good with computers so was kind of thinking maybe doing some dj party type of thing, I'm currently doing a wee...

I have for disposal the Caravan World and Caravan and Motorhome magazines for the years 2006 and 2007. They are in mint condition but must be collected from north Brisbane. Sorry no posting. Please leave a message if you are interested Keith

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more....

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' ' Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she...