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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse..NOW!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin' wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "yes there is, now git out there NOW and fix it." So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, l...

Stop press......... A nude male dead body was found today in a Yorkshire park with a Weetbix stuck in his mouth. Police are looking for a cereal killer........... Daft aint it?

looking to start out soon and would welcome suggestions on what type of car is best for towing a decent size van

Does anyone know of a really good solar technician / company in Melbourne. Our van came with a solar panel that has pretty skinny wiring and we need to add additional solar heavier wiring for free camping as we have a compressor fridge.

The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland, seemed to be far too qualified for the job; given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her job as a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said,I have to ask you this:"Have you had any a...

We will be going on a half lap leaving sometime in April. Heading from SA up through Ayers Rock etc probably as high as Darwin and then cutting across through Camoweal and into North Queensland. Will be be able to get free to air TV anywhere, particularly up through the centre, or do we have to get a Sate...

I have attached a photo of the monitor in our caravan and are looking for advice on what it is telling me. It doesn't make sense. It shows the batteries (2) have 13.4v charge and is discharging at a rate of 0.7amps even though nothing is turned on. The battery condition indicator bar shows the charge st...

A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on a airplane. After a while the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The Rabbi responded "Yes, that is still one of our Laws." The Priest then asked, "Sooooo...

<Singing>.....When you're down by the sea, and an eel bites your knee....Thattt's a Moray. Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy anti depressant tablets, you really need a proper prescription.... Simply showing me your Marriage Certificate and a photo of your wi...

After my prostrate exam, the doctor left. < div> Then the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear: 'Who Was That?' < div> -- Edited by Douglas Leigh on Thursday 4th of February 2016 01:35:53 PM

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is absolutely furious....here she is in the middle of her election campaign...now this has happened to her! She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "You bas***d! How c...

Hi looking to buy a new TV , There are some new types out, Led , Oled and 4K does anyone know which type is the best .

This is one for the experts. We Have a 14 year old 7000w heating and cooling A/C which will only start after the remote has been in the freezer for at least 20 minutes. The batteries are removed and then after 20 minutes in the freezer all is well. Don't ask how we got to the freezer bit. Batteries are new a...

Hi looking to fit a weatherproof TV/12 volt connection to the RV. Are the pictured points available in Australia? If they are where? If not any ideas similar? Thanks Stephen

Hi, I am after some advice to help us plan our driving holiday at Christmas 2016. We are planning to drive from Gold Coast to Perth in a motorhome. We will leave Gold Coast on Xmas Eve and plan to be in Perth for New Year's Eve to celebrate with our friends. My Hubby wants to see the great ocean road but what is...

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Hi, I am new at this. We bought a 12/24/240 volt "Mishto S55" fridge/freezer made by Cenco from Bit-Deals Vic. late last year to take away caravaning mainly as an extra freezer. We went away in the April school holidays, so I packed up the new fridge/freezer with frozen meat. After a day or...

Yep, baby oil. Has anyone used baby oil on the outside of their van or motorhome to protect it ? I don't need to as I have Vantec on mine. The reason I ask this is someone parked near me used baby oil to polish their motorhome this afternoon. I have never heard of it so thought I would put ut out there. Keep you...

After many years of owning (and maintaining) an 85 year old classic motorcruiser around Moreton Bay, we decided to give wheeled travel a go. (Well really, I decided and then had to convince my wonderful wife of 38 years) I chose to convert an ex-school bus and flew to Melbourne with my (mechanic) son, l...

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