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Hi all, My first post but perhaps not my last if things progress according to plans ... Hubby and I have been grounded for a while but we're looking to kick start our travels again around the start of May with a stint - 1 to 3 weeks - on a houseboat perhaps somewhere between the Northern Rivers of NSW and...

Does Satellite TV (Vast) work through bush fire smoke. Cant find anything on the web.

Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Sellotape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of...

The flooded Myroodah crossing has blocked the route to and from the Kadjina community.Food supplies have had to be flown to a remote community which has been cut off for more than two weeks by a swollen Fitzroy River in Western Australia's Kimberley region. Ten people - six adults and four children - l...

I just bought brand new Isuzu MU-X it was just 19 hours old,i was showing it to my brother inlaw, we were standing on the foot path when a P PLATER HOON lost control of his v8 holden ute wiped out a little Ford laser coming up towards mine and hit mine as well,he was going that hard he lost control and hit bot...

I couldn't help but overhear two blokes in their mid twenties, while sitting at the local bar last night. One of the young Bucks says to his mate: Mannn you look real tired." His buddy says, Mannn am I exhausted...my girlfriend and I have sex all the time..she is sooooo demanding. She's after me...

Hey Jimbo went to a Wickham Terrace Specialist in Brisbane, having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist Assistant. Now Jimbo knows full well that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate against the applicant's gender, and of course he was verrry interested, so he went in and asked the S...

After my thorough Prostate Examination, the Doctor left. Then the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man ever wants to hear: "Who was that?"....

Hello, and thanks up-front for assistance. Just spoken with the Tech person from Nissan Australia about the best way to alter the rear suspension to replace the need for a WDH set-up. He was not if favour of WDH, as they do not make, and have not conducted ant tests on what their use may do to the vehicle. W...

A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?""About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.""No," he said, "I mean what is the f...

Two Irish builders <Paddy and Shamus> are seated either side of a table in a rough pub in Belfast when a well dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the 'Suit'. Paddy: I reckon he's an Accountant. Shamus: No way- h...

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Planning our first lap and I am not impressed with what I read about Yulara. Want to go there of course and see the rock, but not at all convinced about staying there, even overnight. We're looking at mid-June which by all accounts is peak time. We're only pulling a camper trailer so have some flexibilit...

After communicating with dunmowin for the past few weeks about travelling in Tasmania we were able to meet face to face. It was great to enjoy a nice 'Happy Hour' with Lorraine and John. One of the great things about this Forum is meeting new people who share the same love of travel that we do.

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Why is it when a poster asks a question that has been asked before (and lets face it the internet is at an age where there are not many questions that havent been asked ) the post police immediately jump on them with comments like : This has been asked before ,just do a search . Or You asked this question 6 mo...

While strolling round the harbour this morning about 7am., I noticed a character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn...

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Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them around in Canada to hunt moose where they managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said he could only carry four moose. Paddy and Mick, the two hunters, objected strongly, "last year we shot six....tat pilot let us take dem' al...

thank goodness not much rain here. Has gone out to sea.