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A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her 3 male 'Stammers Action Group'.. She had tried every technique in the text book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said: "If any of you can tell me where you were born, withou...

I was sipping a ****tail while reading a DICKens book when I heard a ****atoo squawking overhead. In the distance I heard the ****-a-doodle-doo of a rooster which reminded me that my ****-a-leekie soup was just about ready. Just then my ****er spaniel chased a ****roach out of the kitchen. That's wha...

Gidday all !! I was in ballarat today and seen a caravan i really like, and strange as it may seem, swmbo also likes it, but !! i have not heard of the brand before so maybe someone out there can assist the brand is ''Safari'' they are made in campbellfield [ arn't they all ] The model we like is the 18' 6'' Del...

Hi, just a quick intro from us, and then I'll go ask a few tech questions in the other section. We are a family of four, we are a little grey( not much) and very nomadic, so we hopefully are "grey nomads"classified. My wife and I have been travelling since we first meet ten years ago. The longest...

I've just purchased a 2003 Avan Cruiseliner in very good condition. Lifting the roof though is heavier than what I can physically manage. I'm a tall, active, fit woman but I reckon weight-bearing exercises are a lot easier than this!! And, I'll be erecting the roof on my own each time. I'm curre...

Traveling from Mildura to Wallaga Lake caravan park.NSW. Towing 23,6 van with BT50 .??over or the Divide or along Coast road ??Any advice welcome . (Have towed vans and Trailers for Forty years ) Have not been that way before . Cheers Mickle

Subject: VERY DISTURBING REVELATION Sexual activity for senior males: (where were you born?) Statistics just released from The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that: Australian men between 60 and 75 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number have it a...

Hi All,My name is Mike and my wife is Ros we have just both retired,me after a lifetime 51 years in and around the transport industry and Ros in the retail business,we tow a 635 coromal lifestyle and pull it with a new territory awd diesel,very happy with both ,van is 5 years old this year ,tug is 6 weeks old...

considering a 2nd hand coromal seca 548 poptop..........any known issues to be aware of prior purchase. ( 2005 and 2009 )

Hello again folks, question time again. I had flat crank battery last outing, 24volt in the bush, managed to borrow a charger from a guy in a big bus that I powered from my in house generator. My batteries are 2x 12 volt wired to give 24 volt. My vehicle is an ISUZU 450 2008 model with all the computers etc (I...

We are departing for our trip around australia with our 3 yr old and a dog and cat Any hint and tips for traveling with kids. Our plan is to free camp as much as possible due to dog but stay in cp when we need facilities. 2 or 3 nights a week.

When I was a kid, I remember my mum using 1 of these on the farm instead of lighting the wood fire in summer. Cooked great bread/cakes/pies - just a funny shape. She had it right up to about 10 years ago.......she has no idea where it went (alzheimers) Just wondering if anyone else has 1 of these lying arou...

Travelled through Ayr in north qld last week and diesel was 94.9! Must have a secret refinery in north qld to be that cheap!

One rainy spring night in Dublin, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in th...

As new cargo barrier to fit 2012 ford territory pick up Kincumber nsw $80 mike g

To Dough,David,Lorraine and Pam,thanks for a wunderfull 3 days at Green Lake.We loved everything about the camp.cheers Ulrich & Margrit

I was out in the Whipstick Goldfields today <Eaglehawk/Neilborough area> and came across this historically significant 'puddler' from the mid/late 1800's... Some amoeba brain has chosen this site to dump his trailer load of rubbish.......we can't blame back-packers/itinerants as th...

Yep, no sooner did "Ulich" leave then "Radar" arrived. Mr Radar, Ralph and Mrs Radar (Blondy) Marilyn arrived early Friday afternoon and set up lakeside just down the road a tad. All up four very nice people in a couple of days. Radar hates to talk and ya really have to wind him up ...

This is a new venture and is still W.I.P. The owners are obviously thinking big. It is about 3 Km to the east of Goomeri on the Wide Bay Hway and then about a Km in on the access track. There are a number of spoon drains across the track to control rainfall runoff and these might cause rigs with long overhang o...

In Cricket you get a Duck. In Golf you have a birdie and an Eagle. In football you have a foul(fowl). So I pose the question, what do you get in Bowls??? Scroll down. Goldfish. Daft ain't it?