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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and things, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple wal...

Robert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic Texas cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "notice anything different about me?" Margaret, Age 75, looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Ro...

Anyone watch 4 Corners last night? Was primarily about BHP fudging the numbers regarding their net zero targets. E.g. by building gigawatt solar and wind, running battery operated mine trucks and battery operated haulage trains. All to get off diesel. BHP get $387 million from the govt in dies...

Yesterday we lost a great Australian. Neale was given a death sentence some 12yrs ago with MND. Since then he and his charity, have raised over a hundred million dollars to fight this horrible disease. When I heard of his death I shed tears, even though we all knew that this day would arrive. He will be gi...

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman: Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie? The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again a...

We got breakfast done, and packed up the tent and gear, and I packed the packraft back up, and put it back on top of the backpack, we, due to Milo's insistence decided to head home on foot, cross country, via the back of all the farms out there, because I realised these yowies were not mucking about, they...

You may wonder why I have not told this 3rd part before now, because even with me experiencing it, it is unbelievable to me too. I have PTSD from my time in the early part of my army service and it was pretty bad, but this yawee ( which is how the locals spell it, not the way I spelt it which was wrong, but for thi...

Here in Vic we are about to get a statue to the previous Premier of this state. which will cost $134,000. This brilliant idea comes when we are up to our eyeballs in debt, and is a tribute to someone who started the spiral. Methinks it will not be up long before someone changes the colour scheme or, better s...

For those here that may have Ozito cordless tools, this could be of interest. Bunnings Ozito power xchange batteries currently cost 6ah/$139 & 8ah/$179. Batteries can cost more than the product. The equivalent to Ozito brand is the overseas German Einhell brand that own Ozito. Aliexpress sel...

A Farmer Asked His Neighbour If He Could Use His Boar To Get His Sow In Pig ?The Neighbour Said Yes No Problem Bring Her Over TomorrowSoThe Next Morning The Farmer Puts His Sow In A Wheelbarrow & Pushes Her The 3 Miles To His Neighbour's Farm & Puts Her To The BoarThe Neighbour Tells Him You Will Ha...