A Farmer Asked His Neighbour If He Could Use His Boar To Get His Sow In Pig ?
The Neighbour Said Yes No Problem Bring Her Over Tomorrow
So
The Next Morning The Farmer Puts His Sow In A Wheelbarrow & Pushes Her The 3 Miles To His Neighbour's Farm & Puts Her To The Boar
The Neighbour Tells Him You Will Have To Bring Her To The Boar Every Day For The Next 7 Days And When She's Pregnant She Will Start Rolling In The Mud In The Pig Pen
So All That Week He Puts Her In The Wheelbarrow And Pushes Her Every Day To The Neighbours Farm Puts Her To The Boar & Then Pushes Her Back Home
Every Day Checking To See If She Is Rolling In The Mud
Finally On The 7th Day He Is So Knackered He Says To His Wife
Betty See If The Sow Is Rolling In The Mud
Betty Looks Out Of The Window And Says No She's Not Rolling In The Mud !!
What Is She Doing Then Asked The Farmer !!
She's Sitting In The Wheelbarrow.
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