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A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat all died within minutes of one another. All 3 are now faced with God & he wants to know what they believe in.The German Shepherd says "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master"."Good" says God. "You may sit down on my right side".The Doberman...

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A very attractive middle-aged lady walks into a vinyl record shop. She asked the young stud behind the counter. Would you have a vinyl record called Jingle Bells on a 12-inch. Sorry lady, but I will tell you what I do have. I have dangling balls on a 8-inch. to which the attractive lady asked. Is that a re...

Hoping somebody may have more info - 2015 Diesel BT50 has brand new engine (don't ask!!) goes into a sort of Limp Mode after about an hour on the highway, no towing involved. Can still do approx. 80 kmh, but I pull off, switch off engine, take out keys, disconnect the accelerator pedal, pump it a few times...

A man is standing in a pharmacy looking at the men's toiletries shelves. A pharmacy shop assistant approaches him and asks if he needs any help. "I'm just trying to decide what type of deodorant to buy." he replied. "Do you prefer the ball type?" asked the pharmacy shop assistant. "Actually, I jus...

Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate Shaun has just been hit by a car..Paddy: ' Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and..and..I tink both his legs are broken.'Operator:' What is your location sir?'Paddy: Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street'..Operator: 'How do y...

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Hi alm :), havent been onboard for a wee while so will first say G'day then ask if anyone owns or are familliar with the above Van, its goods and bads please.

Sandy Cape Camp ground will be going to book on line instead of first come first served in Mid November this year at the earliest. the shire has a few things to sort out beforehand, marked sites may be one of them, so may be delayed. all indications is that it will still be $20 per site.

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Two drunks visit a brothel. The madam takes one look at them and says to her manager, "go put inflatable dolls in the two bedrooms, these guys are too drunk notice." During the walk home one guy says "I think my girl was dead, she never moved and never made a sound." The second guy says, "I think mine was a wi...

Did try a search with little info. Anyone in the group that went from Australia to Tasmania, then New Zealand and returning to Australia with their caravan & 4x4. a) Which sea carrier did you use, and the estimated costs? b) If you do it again, would you rather consider hiring a campervan? Any tips...

Hi all, My van is an old Viscount that I've had for 40yrs I'm looking for a gas stove and a gas/240v fridge. Old Chef, Electrolux. All help appreciated Cheers Allara

Hi all, I'm absolutely out of my depth here, but I have confidence and will to do this. My choice in partners has left me otherwise flat on my arse, and knowing I wont be able to purchase a home, I have come to the decision that at the age of 61 I could purchase a Motorhome and travel ( fur kid in tow ). What i...

As I've travelled around Australia, I've been blogging about the interesting stories behind many amazing cemeteries and gravestones. If you would like to have a look, here is a link to the latest one, and from there you can access all the others and subscribe to read more. http://waytogoaustralia....

An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!t Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remember...

Margaret and Bert, a spunky older couple, had just moved to Texas, where everythingincluding dreams of becoming a cowboywas bigger. Bert had always fancied himself as a bit of a cowboy, so when he spotted a pair of authentic boots on sale, he couldnt resist. He strutted home, wearing them proudly, hi...