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Thoughtful & creative & good design using the best products of the day to create a winter atmosphere, early Australian June/July Christmas, which often people do in the high country & Blue Mountains. Supermarkets these days are always out of this product!

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poiso...

Next year's motor show due to fuel prices.

A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldnt seem to get enough lovin.In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.The problem was their after - nooner -- it t...

It would be interesting to know how many Americans wish they had voted differently in the last two elections.

A couple who work at the travelling circus go to an adoption agency.Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability to adopt.The couple produces photos of their expensive, 50 foot Prevost motor-home, which is already equipped with a beautiful nursery.The social workers then are doubt...

My water pump has begun to give a quick "burrup" when the taps are off but the power is on to the pump. This occurs about every 4-5 minutes. Water isn't leaking out of the system. B

A couple who work at the travelling circus go to an adoption agency.Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability to adopt.The couple produces photos of their expensive, 50 foot Prevost motor-home, which is already equipped with a beautiful nursery.The social workers then are doubt...

I recently picked a new GP.After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age (I've just reached 64).A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liq...

Scientists removed the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10. He said, "2, 4, 6, 8, 10." Then they put it back, and removed the right half of his brain and asked him to count to 10. He said, "1, 3, 5, 7, 9." Finally they removed his entire brain and asked him to count to 10. He said, "Oh I can count...