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Man driving up windy country road.Woman driving down windy country road.As cars pass each other woman yells out window; "PIG!"Man retorts "BITCH!"Man rounds next curve and the man crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road, and dies.Thought for the day; IF MEN WOULD JUST LISTEN.

hi all has any one used a zipper repair kit to fix a broken zipper

I intend towing my 3.3t van with a 2001 gu 4.2td patrol from Wagga to Tathra, just wondering the easiest route.Thanks, Geoff

hi all has any one used a zipper repair kit to fix a broken zipper

Hi all GNs, i have a hybrid van , single axle with 265/75x16 AT tyres and GVM of 2600 kg. According to the tyre lettering max. cold pressure is 80psi and maximum load 1550kg. Load on one tyre=ATM/2 (single axle)=1300kg. My van is a single axle so according to the formula max cold pressure/max. load xl AT...

Friends I would appreciate your advice to which is the best and worst GPS tracker to buy. I have been looking a WITI Anti-Theft system Kind Regards

Hi Boaties, wanting recommendations on which tinnie to choose Sea jay 3.5h/s or quintrex F350 outback. Thanks

Hello to the mechanics on this site, What is the minimal thickness of brake pads on a car (D-Max dual cab)? I had the dealership watching them for a while & had it serviced twice by an independent mechanic who said "I had no worries". I took a wheel off last night & found one side was down to 2mm each...

I have just had a colonoscopy and all clear for nasties. However I have several grade 2 haemorrhoids that need treatment. A google search provides a few solutions. Im sure I'm not alone here and I was wondering if there could be some experience out there that could point me in the right direction. I shal...

In a recent post (since deleted) I made reference to a post by DMaxer that he did not write. I always try to get it right but slipped up this time. Apologies to DMaxer.

A mother thinks there is something strange about her son so she has a DNA test done in secret.After a long, nervous few days of waiting, the results finally come back.She is shocked to find out that her son is not actually related to her or her husband at all.With a heavy heart, she approaches her husband...

Did you know that your beloved coffee would not be there except for MIDGES? MIDGES are the pollenating activist for the COCAO flower and of course the eventual bean ends up being your coffee! Bees are not involved. "Stolen" from Public Domain. -- Edited by Brodie Allen on Thursday 28th of Augu...

Needed some top dressing and some firewood yesterday so hooked up the trailer to my AWD vehicle and off I went. Hot home and decided Id unload it later in the week. Drove across the front grass and turned right up a slight slope and then the wheel spinning started. It wasnt going anywhere. Bugga. Disco...

The Bicycle RideI went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.It turned out to be a very go...

From work it out yourself or else to Kumbaya and mental illnessI think this chronological progression of our education system is brilliantTeaching Maths from the 1950s to Today1. Teaching Maths in the 1950s ...A forester sells a lorryload of timber for $100His cost of production is 4/5 of the price...