Just Joking

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A few new ones at all our expense I feel...lol.....Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

It pays to always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. One couple drove their car to the shopping mall, only to have it break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed it. The wife returned later to see a small group of peo...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

TO THE ADMIN OF THIS PAGE; CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8 I...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

This exhaustive test was designed to help older folk, such as us, remain mentally alert....... Its a simple counting game; just count the number of turns the rope makes.... I personally stopped at 3,279,....only because my Dinner was ready.....Hoo Roo Rope Test

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

FATHER (this one IS priceless!) A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a Priest, said, .... 'I am a Father..' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his colla...

Waffleightis · Waffleightis

When entering the next campground...my brother and I will be ensuring our dash cameras are armed and ready...on zoom...due to our unique vehicles...every campground we enter, we hear the unmistakeable sound of jaws dropping and the sight of eyes boggling when we pull in driving our two Volvo 240 st...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a large building. The blonde looked at Bob and said, Do you think hell jump? Bob said, You kn...

Possum3 · Possum3

I walked into the bar the other day and there were three hefty ladies talking in what I guessed was a Scottish accent. I said; "Are you three Lassies from Scotland?" "It's Wales you idiot" one of them screamed at me. So I said; "Are you three whales from Scotland then?" That's the last thing I remember.

Magnarc · Magnarc

Deathbed Wishes: Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to...

Possum3 · Possum3

One day, a man found a box in the back of his wardrobe and asked his wife about it. The woman opened the box and showed its contents to him. When we were first married, my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was never to argue. She said if ever I got angry at you, I should just keep quiet and croch...

matildatraveller · matildatraveller

Here's a joke for all the dads and Grandads out there for Fathers Day... -- Edited by matildatraveller on Saturday 26th of August 2017 03:47:13 AM

matildatraveller · matildatraveller

Thought this photo would put a smile on your dial...Gwynnie

Possum3 · Possum3

As Easter approached, Nancy turned to her husband and sighed.Ad. Article continues below. The children and grandchildren are all grown up and they dont live near us anymore. This will be the first year we havent dyed eggs and had an Easter hunt. John patted her leg. Its okay, honey. We can just hide ea...

Possum3 · Possum3

After church, Patricia stopped at her local Christian bookstore and picked up a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. She didnt think it would work, but soon enough she was proven wrong. Stopped at an intersection and thinking about her love for the Lord, Patricia noticed that people behind her were...

rgren2 · rgren2

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls in...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This time the girl picked the wrong guyA man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was dee...

Possum3 · Possum3

Nicole was always getting in trouble for falling asleep at Sunday school. One day, the teacher called on her to answer a question. Tell me, Nicole, who created the universe? Nicole was sleeping and Stevie, who was sitting next to her, took his pencil and poked Nicole in the leg. God Almighty! Nicole s...

67HR · 67HR

Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose. -- Edited by 67HR on Monday 21st of August 2017 10:57:32 PM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Now don't shoot the messenger Grey Nomad Ladies....lmao (Preview) A few new ones at all our expense I feel...lol.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	864	08:21 PM Sep 7, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Oldie - Still Tickles my fancy (Preview) It pays to always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. One couple drove their car to the shopping mall, only to have it break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed it. The wife returned later to see a small group of peo...	Possum3	2	1702	11:39 PM Sep 10, 2017 by sandman55
	Be Aware (Preview) TO THE ADMIN OF THIS PAGE; CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8 I...	Aus-Kiwi	4	1230	08:59 PM Sep 7, 2017 by Phillipn
	Rope Counting test for mental alertness for us older folk.........warning don't open if nudity offends.. (Preview) This exhaustive test was designed to help older folk, such as us, remain mentally alert....... Its a simple counting game; just count the number of turns the rope makes.... I personally stopped at 3,279,....only because my Dinner was ready.....Hoo Roo Rope Test	Goldfinger	11	2241	12:07 AM Sep 14, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Relocating (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	755	08:05 PM Sep 5, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Definition - Guts and Balls ..... (Preview) There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wi...	aussie_paul	1	818	09:13 AM Sep 5, 2017 by Blues Man
	FATHER (this one IS priceless!) (Preview) FATHER (this one IS priceless!) A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a Priest, said, .... 'I am a Father..' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his colla...	aussie_paul	2	1445	09:14 AM Sep 5, 2017 by Blues Man
	Real life...no joke... (Preview) When entering the next campground...my brother and I will be ensuring our dash cameras are armed and ready...on zoom...due to our unique vehicles...every campground we enter, we hear the unmistakeable sound of jaws dropping and the sight of eyes boggling when we pull in driving our two Volvo 240 st...	Waffleightis	3	969	07:47 PM Sep 4, 2017 by Waffleightis
	Another Blonde (Preview) Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a large building. The blonde looked at Bob and said, Do you think hell jump? Bob said, You kn...	Possum3	2	960	07:59 AM Sep 6, 2017 by Blues Man
	Accent (Preview) I walked into the bar the other day and there were three hefty ladies talking in what I guessed was a Scottish accent. I said; "Are you three Lassies from Scotland?" "It's Wales you idiot" one of them screamed at me. So I said; "Are you three whales from Scotland then?" That's the last thing I remember.	Possum3	0	1205	12:05 PM Aug 29, 2017 by Possum3
	Death bed. (Preview) Deathbed Wishes: Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to...	Magnarc	0	1183	12:20 PM Aug 28, 2017 by Magnarc
	Chrochet doll (Preview) One day, a man found a box in the back of his wardrobe and asked his wife about it. The woman opened the box and showed its contents to him. When we were first married, my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was never to argue. She said if ever I got angry at you, I should just keep quiet and croch...	Possum3	1	1196	12:40 AM Aug 27, 2017 by Jewel
	One for all the Dads & Grandads on fathers day....... (Preview) Here's a joke for all the dads and Grandads out there for Fathers Day... -- Edited by matildatraveller on Saturday 26th of August 2017 03:47:13 AM	matildatraveller	0	1218	03:45 AM Aug 26, 2017 by matildatraveller
	Two little....... (Preview) Thought this photo would put a smile on your dial...Gwynnie	matildatraveller	0	1098	06:38 PM Aug 25, 2017 by matildatraveller
	Senior Easter (Preview) As Easter approached, Nancy turned to her husband and sighed.Ad. Article continues below. The children and grandchildren are all grown up and they dont live near us anymore. This will be the first year we havent dyed eggs and had an Easter hunt. John patted her leg. Its okay, honey. We can just hide ea...	Possum3	0	1263	03:30 PM Aug 25, 2017 by Possum3
	Honk for Jesus (Preview) After church, Patricia stopped at her local Christian bookstore and picked up a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. She didnt think it would work, but soon enough she was proven wrong. Stopped at an intersection and thinking about her love for the Lord, Patricia noticed that people behind her were...	Possum3	0	920	03:29 PM Aug 25, 2017 by Possum3
	A cows tail (Preview) A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls in...	rgren2	1	1019	03:30 AM Aug 26, 2017 by matildatraveller
	Whispering In The Library.... (Preview) This time the girl picked the wrong guyA man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was dee...	aussie_paul	0	960	08:44 PM Aug 24, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Sunday school. (Preview) Nicole was always getting in trouble for falling asleep at Sunday school. One day, the teacher called on her to answer a question. Tell me, Nicole, who created the universe? Nicole was sleeping and Stevie, who was sitting next to her, took his pencil and poked Nicole in the leg. God Almighty! Nicole s...	Possum3	1	1685	07:07 PM Aug 23, 2017 by Woody2
	Disappointment (Preview) Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose. -- Edited by 67HR on Monday 21st of August 2017 10:57:32 PM	67HR	1	1168	08:44 AM Aug 22, 2017 by Possum3
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