Hey Rod, thats a GEM of a joke... I laughed out loud (LOL) so hard I almost pee'd ma pants!!! Here's one back at ya!
This grasshopper came into the pub one day, sat up on the counter and asked for a gin & tonic. The barman said to the grasshopper,
"do you know your famous...we named a drink after you?" With this the grasshopper replies, "What...Eric?
Gwynnie
'The self is not something one finds, it is something one creates.' - Thomas Szasz