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Women are better than men
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The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all thebackground checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and awoman. For the final test, the C I A agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructi...
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US Navy vs Lighthouse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76OlqSd_5k8 cheers -- Edited by Recoup on Monday 21st of August 2017 01:13:54 PM
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Oh dear
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Where's my keys?
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Pauline
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-- Edited by Hey Jim on Saturday 19th of August 2017 09:50:00 AM
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
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Teacher Arrested. A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...
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Cheers
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S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes.. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .... - - - - - - - But FART !! Just ONE friggin...
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Renault Clio Ad
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Wanna buy a consonant?Is your heart racing over CLIO R.S.?
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Joke of the day
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An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone. He yelled, "Mayday, mayday! The pilot...
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Old lady at Drs.
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An old lady went to the doctors; I dont know whats wrong with me, she says. I keep farting but my farts are silent and odourless. In fact, Ive farted 20 times since walking in here without you noticing. The doctor gives the lady some medication and instructs her to return in a weeks time. At her next appoin...
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Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
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Top...ical...Cat!
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Tea is Evil
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Determining sex.
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Housewife walked into kitchen and saw husband with fly swatter - She; "whatcha doin?" He; Just "swattin' flies", She; "Caught any?" He; "Yep two boys and three girls" She; "Howdya know wat they were?" He; "Two were on beer can and three were on the phone"
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My new knee
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-- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:06:39 PM -- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:07:21 PM
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Be careful what you wish for......
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Thought you may get a laugh from this joke sent to me from my niece in Darwin...Gwynnie
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Sign of the times.
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Accident victim
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Farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you w...
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Dead dog
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Shamus, Patrick and Michael always headed straight for the village pub after work, but today Shamus tells the boys he won't be joining them because his dog has died and he has to bury him.After offering their condolences the other two head for the pub.When two hours had gone past without a sign of Shamu...
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Brave Soldier
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BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIAST A Harley Enthusiast (Biker) is strolling through the Taronga Park Zoo, Sydney, when he sees a little girl leaning into the Lions' cage. Suddenly, a Lion pounces at the fence and grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screaming pa...
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