Just Joking

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Always good for a laugh...or a cry!...for some of us....

fwdoz · fwdoz

Roz Knorr loves Adelaide, has homes in countries all over the planet and owns a private plain.I could not locate an actual photograph of Roz but the one I have constructed above by photo shopping an unattractive woman's face onto a chubby man's head is probably pretty much spot on. No such artistic l...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

..I understand there is also a round hole in the Sperm Bank's front door...used as a ...'Night Deposit Box'....Hoo Roo

Paintar · Paintar

A platoon of soldiers was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Isis terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar, but less serious, state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, th...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man named Mitch walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. Curious, the barmaid behind the bar looks at the creature on Mitchs shoulder and asks him what he calls it. Oh, his name is Tiny, Mitch replies. The barmaid asks why Mitch calls his pet Tiny. Mitch thinks for a minute before giving his answer. B...

Possum3 · Possum3

Young John was with his parents at the station waiting for the next train. They were having a drink inside when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform, only to discover that they had just missed the train. "The next train is in one hour," said the station master. The...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

fwdoz · fwdoz

From: Jeff Peters Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 10.22am To: David Thorne Subject: Membership Renewal Dear David This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired last week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this opportunity to show our appreciation by o...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Dear Blockbuster member, we know you have our DVD's and we want them back.I find it annoying to pay late fees on movies and I am too lazy to return them on time which leaves simply complaining about it. I used to know a guy named Matthew who would sell me copies of the latest movies for five dollars each but t...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

http://www.military.com/video/off-duty/odd/man-almost-killed-after-shooting-fridge-filled-with-tannerite/5478833126001 -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 2nd of December 2018 05:01:29 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A young cowpoke walks into the Saloon. He sits at the Bar and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of soup. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowpoke bravely asked the the old cowboy, "If'n you ain't gonna eat that there soup..do you...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Masculine Moments

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

fwdoz · fwdoz

Strata rules exist for the benefit and well-being of all residents From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am To: Helen Bailey Subject: Pets in the building Dear Helen, Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation...

Possum3 · Possum3

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, You used to hold my hand when we were courting. Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, Then you use...

fwdoz · fwdoz

From: Ella Johnson Date: Tuesday 31 May 2011 2.04pm To: David Thorne Subject: Book I've perused your website before and must admit I laughed at the story about the police officer. I work in a bookstore and when your book came in as stock, I made the mistake of browsing through it. While some of it was mild...

Possum3 · Possum3

The phone rings and the wife answers. A pervert breaths heavily into the phone and says, "I bet you've got a tight Arse with no hair" The wife answers back, "Yes he's watching TV - Who shall I say is calling?"

fwdoz · fwdoz

"There's nothing wrong with my design, it just needs to be more branded."Martin's staff profile includes the following bio which I think Martin may have written himself: "Martin has a degree in fine arts and is a Windows expert. If you have a computer problem, Martin is your man. When he is not solvi...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman finds a genies lamp. The genie comes out and says, You may have three wishes, but your husband will get 10 times more than what you wished for. The woman thought about this for a moment because she knew her husband was cheating on her. But after a while she agrees. Her first wish was that she would be...

fwdoz · fwdoz

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.Giovanni said "Hey Luigi, how wassa da treep?" Luigi said "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down"."Whatayou mean, Luigi?" asked Gio...

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	Golden Oldies..always good for a laugh...or indeed a cry!..... (Preview) Always good for a laugh...or a cry!...for some of us....	Goldfinger	12	1026	03:41 PM Dec 11, 2018 by PeterD
	David Thorne 10: Roz hates David; and anything Adelaide (Preview) Roz Knorr loves Adelaide, has homes in countries all over the planet and owns a private plain.I could not locate an actual photograph of Roz but the one I have constructed above by photo shopping an unattractive woman's face onto a chubby man's head is probably pretty much spot on. No such artistic l...	fwdoz	5	1097	09:44 PM Dec 10, 2018 by Sarco Harris
	Well now,...this sounds perfectly logical to me.... (Preview) ..I understand there is also a round hole in the Sperm Bank's front door...used as a ...'Night Deposit Box'....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	885	09:06 AM Dec 6, 2018 by Blues Man
	Badly injured and unconscious (Preview) A platoon of soldiers was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Isis terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar, but less serious, state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, th...	Paintar	0	929	01:28 PM Dec 4, 2018 by Paintar
	Subtle .... Think about it. (Preview) A man named Mitch walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. Curious, the barmaid behind the bar looks at the creature on Mitchs shoulder and asks him what he calls it. Oh, his name is Tiny, Mitch replies. The barmaid asks why Mitch calls his pet Tiny. Mitch thinks for a minute before giving his answer. B...	Possum3	0	924	04:17 PM Dec 3, 2018 by Possum3
	Missed the train (Preview) Young John was with his parents at the station waiting for the next train. They were having a drink inside when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform, only to discover that they had just missed the train. "The next train is in one hour," said the station master. The...	Possum3	0	814	11:20 AM Dec 3, 2018 by Possum3
	Karen... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1090	04:56 PM Dec 12, 2018 by T1 Terry
	David Thorne 9: Gym Membership is how much? (Preview) From: Jeff Peters Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 10.22am To: David Thorne Subject: Membership Renewal Dear David This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired last week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this opportunity to show our appreciation by o...	fwdoz	1	823	09:19 PM Dec 3, 2018 by incentive
	David Thorne 8: Blockbuster Late Movie Fees (Preview) Dear Blockbuster member, we know you have our DVD's and we want them back.I find it annoying to pay late fees on movies and I am too lazy to return them on time which leaves simply complaining about it. I used to know a guy named Matthew who would sell me copies of the latest movies for five dollars each but t...	fwdoz	0	844	09:06 PM Dec 2, 2018 by fwdoz
	A tad more to his left...and this may not have been anywhere near as funny to this bloke...it repeats in slow motion.... (Preview) http://www.military.com/video/off-duty/odd/man-almost-killed-after-shooting-fridge-filled-with-tannerite/5478833126001 -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 2nd of December 2018 05:01:29 PM	Goldfinger	1	791	08:15 PM Dec 3, 2018 by Tony Bev
	.....The Old Cowboy....no-one can say I'm not couth... (Preview) A young cowpoke walks into the Saloon. He sits at the Bar and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of soup. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowpoke bravely asked the the old cowboy, "If'n you ain't gonna eat that there soup..do you...	Goldfinger	0	760	04:53 PM Dec 2, 2018 by Goldfinger
	5 Masculine Moments.....clean....simply click (Preview) Masculine Moments	Goldfinger	2	894	08:11 PM Dec 3, 2018 by Tony Bev
	Jumping to it.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	779	11:50 AM Dec 2, 2018 by aussie_paul
	David Thorne 7: Do You Have Any Pets? (Preview) Strata rules exist for the benefit and well-being of all residents From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am To: Helen Bailey Subject: Pets in the building Dear Helen, Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation...	fwdoz	2	1012	06:55 AM Dec 2, 2018 by Mike Harding
	Romantic (Preview) An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, You used to hold my hand when we were courting. Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, Then you use...	Possum3	0	847	05:21 PM Dec 1, 2018 by Possum3
	David Thorne 6: Opinions & Censorship (Preview) From: Ella Johnson Date: Tuesday 31 May 2011 2.04pm To: David Thorne Subject: Book I've perused your website before and must admit I laughed at the story about the police officer. I work in a bookstore and when your book came in as stock, I made the mistake of browsing through it. While some of it was mild...	fwdoz	0	645	03:14 PM Dec 1, 2018 by fwdoz
	Pervert (Preview) The phone rings and the wife answers. A pervert breaths heavily into the phone and says, "I bet you've got a tight Arse with no hair" The wife answers back, "Yes he's watching TV - Who shall I say is calling?"	Possum3	0	868	03:10 PM Dec 1, 2018 by Possum3
	David Thorne 5: Martin's Dropshadows (Preview) "There's nothing wrong with my design, it just needs to be more branded."Martin's staff profile includes the following bio which I think Martin may have written himself: "Martin has a degree in fine arts and is a Windows expert. If you have a computer problem, Martin is your man. When he is not solvi...	fwdoz	0	690	02:38 PM Dec 1, 2018 by fwdoz
	Three wishes (Preview) A woman finds a genies lamp. The genie comes out and says, You may have three wishes, but your husband will get 10 times more than what you wished for. The woman thought about this for a moment because she knew her husband was cheating on her. But after a while she agrees. Her first wish was that she would be...	Possum3	0	724	10:53 AM Dec 1, 2018 by Possum3
	Giovanni's Honeymoon (Preview) After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.Giovanni said "Hey Luigi, how wassa da treep?" Luigi said "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down"."Whatayou mean, Luigi?" asked Gio...	fwdoz	0	784	10:25 AM Dec 1, 2018 by fwdoz
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