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Definition - Guts and Balls .....


There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the
difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Baby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both are fatal. biggrinbiggrin
 
 
Aussie Paul. smile
 
 
 


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