I walked into the bar the other day and there were three hefty ladies talking in what I guessed was a Scottish accent.
I said; "Are you three Lassies from Scotland?"
"It's Wales you idiot" one of them screamed at me.
So I said; "Are you three whales from Scotland then?"
That's the last thing I remember.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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