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rgren2


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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse.


Still holding the cow's tail up I yelled to my wife:


'Hey, this looks like yours!'

'I don't remember much after that.'


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Hey Rod, thats a GEM of a joke... I laughed out loud (LOL) so hard I almost pee'd ma pants!!!  Here's one back at ya!   

This grasshopper came into the pub one day, sat up on the counter and asked for a gin & tonic.  The barman said to the grasshopper,

"do you know your famous...we named a drink after you?"  With this the grasshopper replies, "What...Eric?  confuseconfuseconfuse

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