One day, a man found a box in the back of his wardrobe and asked his wife about it.
The woman opened the box and showed its contents to him.
When we were first married, my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was never to argue. She said if ever I got angry at you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.
The man looked in the box and smiled. Only two crocheted dolls were lying in the box.
Its been 60 years and youve only got two dolls! We mustve done something right.
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He looked closer.
And whats all this money from? There must be hundreds in here!
Oh yes, said the wife. Thats the money Ive made so far from selling the dolls.
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