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How much?
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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. One day, the wife completely forgets that her 10-year-old boy was home and unaware that he was hiding in her bedroom closet. The husband comes home unexpectedly and she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Its dark...
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0
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507
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Negligee surpise gift.
(Preview)
Ahead of his 50th wedding anniversary, Melvin decides to surprise his wife with a very special gift. He goes to the shopping centre and heads into the lingerie store. Realising hes never seen his wife in lingerie in all the years theyve been married, he decides to buy some as a way of making her feel youn...
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Possum3
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0
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635
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Top o' the Mornin'.
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There was a power failure in a Dublin Department Store last week and three hundred people were stranded on the escalators for more than two hours. OLeary, your glass is empty, will you be having another one? And what would I be doing with two empty glasses? OLeary replied. Young Teresa came home with so...
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Spook
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575
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You wanna screw for it
(Preview)
While installing a new door, I found that one of the hinges was missing. So, I asked my wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the Manager was fin...
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Paintar
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619
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That much?
(Preview)
A man came home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. "Where are you going?" the surprised husband asks. "To Las Vegas," the woman exclaims. "I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!" The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing hi...
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Possum3
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0
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590
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Jewelry store.
(Preview)
A woman walks into a fancy and very expensive jewellery store. She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond necklace. Curious, she walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to take a closer look, she accidentally and unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously and hopes t...
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Possum3
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0
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571
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Seniors Wedding.
(Preview)
An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas. Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work. They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally...
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Possum3
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1
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663
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Molly.
(Preview)
A man named Alan takes his blind date Molly to the carnival for some fun. Theres plenty of games, rides and attractions and Alan is curious to know what his date wants to do. I want to get weighed, Molly says. Alan takes her to the carnival games and attempts to guess her weight at the weight-guessing game...
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Possum3
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1
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698
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Beautiful woman
(Preview)
A man goes to the local supermarket one day to pick up some bread and milk when he notices an attractive woman waving at him. The man is taken aback because the woman is so beautiful and he cant figure out where hes seen her before. Curious, he walks up to the lady and asks her how she knows him. Oh, she replie...
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Possum3
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0
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657
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Replacement
(Preview)
Carefree are replacing tampon strings with tinsel, but only for the Christmas period.
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rgren2
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751
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Store Closed
(Preview)
Just a reminder that all Coles stores will be closed today, so that both cashiers can have a Holiday and spend some time with their families..
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Possum3
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6
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865
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Xmas Day...in Typical Aussie Couth Style...short MP4 video
(Preview)
We really are a couth lot...it's a gift for many......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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1
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559
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Facial Recognition...ideal for Husbands...short MP4 video..
(Preview)
Does anyone speak Russian.....?...this facial recognition gizmo protects a husbands interests, like chastity belts of Olde......Lmao...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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4
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802
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Merry Christmas to all.
(Preview)
Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven. Before theyre allowed to enter the gates, theyre greeted by Saint Peter. He tells them there are rules before he allows them into heaven. In order to get in to heaven you must each produce something that represents Christmas and the holiday season. The fi...
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Possum3
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445
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Never question a thoroughly inebriated Gentleman.....
(Preview)
As a single mom, I was shopping at the local supermarket-where I selected : A carton of 2L skim milk, a carton of eggs, carton of orange juice. a head of lettuce, small tin of decaf coffee and 500g bacon...... As I was unloading my items on the checkout conveyor belt, a grossly inebriated gentleman sta...
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Goldfinger
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0
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809
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Always be wary of catching blind mullets when fishing....hard to fillet and they taste like shxx....
(Preview)
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Goldfinger
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0
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580
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Tru Love.
(Preview)
This experiment really works. Too see who loves you the most; Put your spouse and your dog in the boot of your car. After an hour, open the boot. Who's happy to see you?
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Possum3
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786
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Testicle Disorder Hospital
(Preview)
A wealthy benefactor to a Testicle Disorder Hospital was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly...
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Paintar
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0
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638
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Christmas Safety.
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As Christmas is just around the corner be very careful on the roads. A lot of men will be drinking heavily, And their wives will be driving. Have a Happy and Safe Christmas everyone, Possum.
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Possum3
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1
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715
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lol...
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