Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven.
Before theyre allowed to enter the gates, theyre greeted by Saint Peter. He tells them there are rules before he allows them into heaven.
In order to get in to heaven you must each produce something that represents Christmas and the holiday season.
The first man digs deep into his pockets and pulls out a match. He lights it.
This is to represent a candle of hope, he says.
Impressed, Peter lets him in.
The second man pulls out a set of keys and shakes them in Peters face.
This represents the sound of Christmas bells, he says.
Peter also allows him to enter.
When its the third mans turn, he pulls out a pair of red panties.
And what exactly do they have to do with Christmas? Peter asks.
Oh, the man replies. Theyre Carols.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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