A man came home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.
"Where are you going?" the surprised husband asks.
"To Las Vegas," the woman exclaims. "I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!"
The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing his bags.
"What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.
"I'm going to Las Vegas with you," the man replied. "I want to see how you're going to live on $1,000 a year!"
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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