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Never question a thoroughly inebriated Gentleman.....
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As a single mom, I was shopping at the local supermarket-where I selected : A carton of 2L skim milk, a carton of eggs, carton of orange juice. a head of lettuce, small tin of decaf coffee and 500g bacon...... As I was unloading my items on the checkout conveyor belt, a grossly inebriated gentleman sta...
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Goldfinger
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Always be wary of catching blind mullets when fishing....hard to fillet and they taste like shxx....
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Goldfinger
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Tru Love.
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This experiment really works. Too see who loves you the most; Put your spouse and your dog in the boot of your car. After an hour, open the boot. Who's happy to see you?
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Testicle Disorder Hospital
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A wealthy benefactor to a Testicle Disorder Hospital was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly...
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Paintar
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Christmas Safety.
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As Christmas is just around the corner be very careful on the roads. A lot of men will be drinking heavily, And their wives will be driving. Have a Happy and Safe Christmas everyone, Possum.
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lol...
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Divorce Court.
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A woman was in court regarding her pending divorce. Trying to sort everything out, the judge asked her a series of questions. What are the grounds for your divorce? he asked. About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a lake running by. No, the judge replied. I mean what are...
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Christmas Jokes
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At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer. Little Boy "But I don't know how to pray". Dad says "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc". Little Boy says "Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice...
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fwdoz
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Genuine Irish Confidence Course...very short MP4 video
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...it helps if you're Irish....I am, by the way....Hoo Roo
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My beloved Granddaughter just wrote to Santa......at least she's honest...
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Goldfinger
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:) :)
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Mick & Paddy again.
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Paddy says to Mick, "I'm getting a Labrador dog tomorrow" Mick says, "I wouldn't do that, have you seen how many of their owners go Feckin Blind".
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Possum3
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You know this is true........Aston Martin Pre-Owned Advert...
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Goldfinger
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Some funnies...
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Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Wednesday 19th of December 2018 10:49:59 AM
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Mick & Paddy.
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Paddy says to Mick "I'm getting circumcised tomorrow" Mick replies "I had it done when I was a little baby". Paddy asks "Did it hurt" Mick says "I can't remember it much, but it took me a year to walk".
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Possum3
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810
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Irish Confessional.
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A married Irishman is filled with regret after coming very close to cheating on his wife. He decides to make a confession at the local churchs confessional. I almost had an affair with another woman, he tells the priest. Confused, the priest pauses for a moment and replies: What do you mean almost? Wel...
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Dog caught a rabbit
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A man gets home one morning and finds his dog laying on a porch covered in snow and mud with a rabbit in his mouth. The dog is not bloody, just dirty. The man realises his neighbour raises rabbits for special rabbit shows and has several blue-ribbon winners in his possession. He instantly knows the rabbi...
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A few more smiles....
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A few more smiles...I hope...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Taxi.
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A man hails a taxi and gets into a yellow cab. To the airport please, he says. The trip is going fine until the passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Frightened, the driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on a footpath and stops centimetres away fro...
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Possum3
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The dentist
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A woman books an appointment with her dentist after noticing one of her teeth hurts every time she eats. When she arrives, the dentist asks her to sit in the chair so he can investigate whats happening. The woman sits down and the dentist asks her to open her mouth. Open wider, he says. The woman opens her...
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