A wealthy benefactor to a  Testicle Disorder Hospital was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the  woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" 

The doctor who was leading  the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to  that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles  rapidly fill  with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day,  he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily  rupture." 

"Oh, well in that case, I  guess it's okay," said the woman.

As they passed by the next  room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed  oral sex on him. 

Again, the woman screamed,  "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke  very calmly: "Same illness, private health cover."