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Caravaning is all very new to us and we are really starting from scratch! We are looking at buying an Island Star 17ft van and would like to know if a Hyundai Santa Fe is capable of towing this?

Hi everyone, I was wondering if you could tell me where i could get spare wheel covers made or printed i would like to get personalised ones for my husband for christmas. We have just picked up our Toyota diesel 200 series Landcruiser and we take delivery of our van next thursday. Hope you can help ........

Arrived at the G/Coast 9.00am. {peak hour } all safe & well. Good trip ,now unwind for three weeks ,staying with our son . Many thanks for all the good wishes .

A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local NHS hospital and this conversation follows: 'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her condition has deteriorated, stabilised or improved?' 'Do you know which ward she is in?...

Having failed to sell our house last year, we have decided to stay put for a while but have it extended to enhance its value.We therefore applied for planning permission for a major extension that would make the house 100ft tall and 400ft wide with nine turrets at various heights complete with wi...

If My Body Were a Car This is just too funny - scary how true it is!! IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of i...

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Looks like this will be foisted on us by the end of the week..... I'm not to sure about this. I have strong doubts that there is much we can do about climate change, it's going to change even if we stopped emitting any greenhouse gas at all. Yes though it defies the first law of physics and that is that you can...

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.' The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have...

This would have to be true.........wouldn't it?? Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to...

Hi I came across this great little community event last year put on by local volunteers in a farming community called Avon roughly 1 hour north of Adelaide 10/15 minutes south east of Port Wakefield SA. They are putting it on again and my family feel it worth a small detour if your passing through th...

A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something.The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually mo...

Has anybody out there stayed at the caravan park at baffle creek called bobs and if so any comments etc greatly appreciated, rgds Gitsho

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting ho...

Hi all, I am heading to Melbourne early next year and would like to swap my beautiful house in the Brisbane suburb of Enoggera with someone who lives in Melbourne. It is 3 bedrooms, fully air conditioned with lovely gardens and a good sized back yard. As I also have a pet, the exchange would be pet friendl...

hi all is there any one out there currently working their way a round the big circuit if so how hard is it to find work. reason i ask wife and i usually travel 3 months of the year and work the rest of the time we make enough money to travel with out working. our finances have taken several big hits this year and...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?' He responded, '3 were on a bee...

One evening an old Cherokee Indian told his grandson about a battle that was going on inside himself. He said, "My boy, the fight is between two wolves." That certainly got the boy's attention. "One is evil," the old man continued. "Anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, ar...

We were thinking of doing Tassy Mar-Jun, I have looked at avg temperatures for that period and they don't look that bad but kerry doesn't like the real cold weather. When would you go?