A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the Airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you Strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed It slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you Like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don 't know,' said the stranger. 'How about Nuclear power?' and he smiles.
OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, And a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a Deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a Flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried Grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's Intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have No idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel Qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know Sh*t?
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