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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting ho...

Hi all, I am heading to Melbourne early next year and would like to swap my beautiful house in the Brisbane suburb of Enoggera with someone who lives in Melbourne. It is 3 bedrooms, fully air conditioned with lovely gardens and a good sized back yard. As I also have a pet, the exchange would be pet friendl...

hi all is there any one out there currently working their way a round the big circuit if so how hard is it to find work. reason i ask wife and i usually travel 3 months of the year and work the rest of the time we make enough money to travel with out working. our finances have taken several big hits this year and...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?' He responded, '3 were on a bee...

One evening an old Cherokee Indian told his grandson about a battle that was going on inside himself. He said, "My boy, the fight is between two wolves." That certainly got the boy's attention. "One is evil," the old man continued. "Anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, ar...

We were thinking of doing Tassy Mar-Jun, I have looked at avg temperatures for that period and they don't look that bad but kerry doesn't like the real cold weather. When would you go?

Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of : 'ASYLUM'. Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition: Hop on a boat And win A FREE HOUSE! We've already given away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor, The Austral...

Who is putting up Xmas lights this year? As this is the first time I have lived in a house that fronts a street I bought up big at the ALDI Xmas Light sale and will put them up soon. I have to enquire from the neighbourhood busybody first to ensure I don't break any protocols....

This system is used by a lot of bush trakka owners &outbacb travellers . As we know alloy clading on a van sheilds signal. A metre high phone ant mounted on the side of the arm of the Winnguard tv ant ,run cable down with the tv cable & connect to phone or internett. When you wind the tv ant down ,the p...

Hi Ya...its exciting writing here for the first time for sure. I am about to give you all some very private details about someone I know. Since no one here knows him I think its a safe thing to do. He is Male, 54, and forever single. I want to talk about my friends finances and his current thinking. You see he...

Hi Guys, In the last few days of our just completed trip I found the dometic T rated fridge was not cutting it when running on either 12v or 240v. On gas it seemed to work fine. When running on power it struggled to stay below 9degC in the cabinet. This has never been a problem with this fridge before as las...

Can anyone explain to me what our parents did for their TSH levels and the like? Overactive or underactive thyroids? I have been racking my brains at all these medications they seem to want us to take for our health and it only struck me - "What did my Mum take?" Nothing as far as I know- just wha...

Oh and I've changed my avatar! This one is my real dog-a chihuaha named Pookie! She'll be travelling with me.

I heard a chap on the radio today describing how his dog came back to their caravan (which was in the Sandstone area in a bush camp) and he was carrying the leg of a kangaroo. The chap took the leg off him and almost immediately the dog started to have convulsions and frothing at the mouth and yelping in...

He Said To Me! He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him . ... . You wear pants don't you? He said to me . . ........ Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but...

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's Suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all Varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the he...

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye b...

Hi All, Back home after a five month trip had a wonderful time met so many interesting and lovely people on the way. First trip to Queensland and loved every minute of it. Helena.