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The Mournful Moo


Did you ever see such a sad face than that on the Moo of the lead in to the Grey Nomads.Looks so forlorn and sad.On the other hand you never see a Moo smiling do you?.Cheers.Ibbo.confuseno

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Carnation milk, from contented cows....

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Those were the days,I remember that ad.

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That's the only look a Brahman can give. The ears never stand up, but they can be fun as calves.
I don't know about the look but they could do with a good steak - er, feed.
There are a couple of their cousins at Almaden Hotel waiting in line to get into the yummy home made pies.

-- Edited by Cruising Granny on Monday 7th of December 2009 09:42:13 AM

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Perhaps it had just had a "COW" of a day!!!!! Sorry couldn't resist it. I learned silly things like this from Mr You know who. If he replies he may well "milk" the subject. Then we will be on the "horns" of a dilemma although I don't know the Dilemma breed of bovine to get on the horns of! I think I made a misSTEAK in posting this!

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Nice one Terro,you can now qualify for entry to the Funny Farm,and thats no Bull.Cheers.Ibbo.

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I wish I could hear some "rustling" going on but alas........you guys are staying put , by the look of it!! Luckily, I have thick "hide" otherwise I would "Hoof" it over there and "tan" you

-- Edited by Disco Duck on Monday 7th of December 2009 12:03:59 PM

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You'd have to go "hell for leather" to catch us.

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Those Moos dont look very Horny,not even Alfoil Horns.Rawhide whips Disco now that you are into tanning.Cheers.Ibbo.

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what do you expect looking at you lot, when I looked it had a big smile on its face

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Disco Duck wrote:

I wish I could hear some "rustling" going on but alas........you guys are staying put , by the look of it!! Luckily, I have thick "hide" otherwise I would "Hoof" it over there and "tan" you

-- Edited by Disco Duck on Monday 7th of December 2009 12:03:59 PM




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When I see your face DaveO.......I laugh :)

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You guys are so funny.... But often it goes in one ear and out the udder

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I think you guys are just milking this for all it's worth!!

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Cows udders are only squirts.The old saying "Pull another one'started from mournful Moos'sTits"...Tits,how come I can say tits but not c..ks?.Cheers.Ibbo.confusebiggrin

-- Edited by ibbo on Monday 7th of December 2009 08:51:27 PM

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It all sounds like a huge load of bull to me from here.
Ibbo, you must have known you'd kick off something you couldn't muster into line when you opened the gates on this beef.

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Those big brown eyes really get to me..........................now before you even think about a reply Al.Duck,don't say it,don't even think about it.I'd better Hoof it now.Bovine Betty the nurse is here with my pre chewed scrambled eggs and glass of MILK.Cheers.Ibbo.

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What about the Camels,now they do have a reason to look sad.Pity they can''t be crossed with the Moos we would have Camoos.Wonder McDonalds haven't started making Burgers from them.or do they?Ha just had a thought,imagine pulling into a pet friendlyC/P with a camel.Cheers.Ibbo.

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That would really give the park management the HUMP. Any way camels don't look sad they have a sort of superior look to them, then they spit at you.

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Camel meat is beautiful......................I dion't know why they don't farm them. It is better than beef in my opinion!!

Has to be young though. I first tried it when I was living in Ceduna and some bloke shot a young one out on the Nullarbor. Brought some in and we cooked up a couple of steaks...........Yummy!! It actually blew me away.....I thought it would taste very gamey but it wasn't like that at all.

There would be a good market with the right advertising and the right people behind it. Get one of those TV celebrity chefs to promote it. Would solve a lot of the problems!

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Don't know about camel steaks but have seen a few "camel toes" about lately......... What?

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ducky reckons "Camel meat is beautiful......................I dion't know why they don't farm them"

look we tried that already, set out a paddock for them, planted them but they kept on getting back out of the ground and chasing the sheep which was a nightmare for our new Zealand neighbor, he was chasing his girlfriends all night

and when it came to harvest time the machinery scared them all away so we gave it away as a bad joke

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