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Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of : 'ASYLUM'. Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition: Hop on a boat And win A FREE HOUSE! We've already given away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor, The Austral...

Who is putting up Xmas lights this year? As this is the first time I have lived in a house that fronts a street I bought up big at the ALDI Xmas Light sale and will put them up soon. I have to enquire from the neighbourhood busybody first to ensure I don't break any protocols....

This system is used by a lot of bush trakka owners &outbacb travellers . As we know alloy clading on a van sheilds signal. A metre high phone ant mounted on the side of the arm of the Winnguard tv ant ,run cable down with the tv cable & connect to phone or internett. When you wind the tv ant down ,the p...

Hi Ya...its exciting writing here for the first time for sure. I am about to give you all some very private details about someone I know. Since no one here knows him I think its a safe thing to do. He is Male, 54, and forever single. I want to talk about my friends finances and his current thinking. You see he...

Hi Guys, In the last few days of our just completed trip I found the dometic T rated fridge was not cutting it when running on either 12v or 240v. On gas it seemed to work fine. When running on power it struggled to stay below 9degC in the cabinet. This has never been a problem with this fridge before as las...

Can anyone explain to me what our parents did for their TSH levels and the like? Overactive or underactive thyroids? I have been racking my brains at all these medications they seem to want us to take for our health and it only struck me - "What did my Mum take?" Nothing as far as I know- just wha...

Oh and I've changed my avatar! This one is my real dog-a chihuaha named Pookie! She'll be travelling with me.

I heard a chap on the radio today describing how his dog came back to their caravan (which was in the Sandstone area in a bush camp) and he was carrying the leg of a kangaroo. The chap took the leg off him and almost immediately the dog started to have convulsions and frothing at the mouth and yelping in...

He Said To Me! He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him . ... . You wear pants don't you? He said to me . . ........ Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but...

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's Suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all Varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the he...

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye b...

Hi All, Back home after a five month trip had a wonderful time met so many interesting and lovely people on the way. First trip to Queensland and loved every minute of it. Helena.

I dunno about you lot, but this grumpy old bugger, with his cynicism honed by nearly half a century as a journo, walked a bit taller yesterday, with a spring in his step (and, yes, a tear in each eye) at the news that the co-joined Bangladeshi girls in Melbourne had been separated and appeared to be doing w...

Departure day is fast approaching and maintainance (Preventative) is planned. Unfortunately, nowhere can I find a definative answer on greasing towballs. To grease or not to grease? Which is best. Regards GOF and GOG

Leaving early Mon,morning to Gold Coast For three weeks with our kids & Grand kids . This will be our xmas get together as they will be working & we will be at the beach over the xmas break . We will stay in touch from up there . Can't get rid of me that easy , Did some one say BUGGER ?????

how hot is it where you are, here in nowra its 38, with 37 tomorrow and 39 for sunday, dog and budgie under the air conditioner, I gotta go out at five , so hope its cooler .. whats it like where you are?

Nick could have opened Pandoras Box and a can of verty angry worms with his attack on these people. Good luck to him, but if he wins he had better keep an eye alert for danger. Now seriously if these people honestly believe that we are descended from a bunch of Alien Invaders they need their Alfoil beanies...

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go awa...