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Disco Duck


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*Twas the month before Christmas*

*When all through our land,*

*Not a Christian was praying*

*Nor taking a stand.*

*See the PC Police had taken away,*

*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*

*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*

*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*

*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*

* December 25th is just a ' Holiday '.*

*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*

*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*

*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*

*Something was changing, something quite odd! *

*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*

*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*

*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*

* At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found..*

*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*

*You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*

*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*

*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*

*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*

*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*

*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*

*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*

*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*

* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*

*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*

*The reason for the season, stopped before it started..*

*So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'*

*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*

*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*

*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ,

not Happy Holiday !*

Please, all Christians join together and

wish everyone you meet

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Christ is ?The Reason' for the Christ-mas Season!



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when and if we stopped buying "xmas" presents you would be surprised at how quickly the word "xmas" would reenter the vocabulary to get sales back up

at the moment we are still spending so the "big end of town" are still happy, when we stop then watch the changes!

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A sad State of affairs.Next thing will be some Goose saying there is no such person as Father Christmas.Cheers.Ibbo.

-- Edited by ibbo on Saturday 5th of December 2009 11:10:30 AM

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I hope things never get that Low Ibbo......................

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It would all be so funny if it wasn't bloody true.

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The shopping Center at Kawana Qld still had all the Christmas goodies,carols,Manger complete with child and Mum and Dad.Funny thing was a Muslim mum having her little boys photo taken with Santa,can't be more multi-cultural than that can we?.The Mum had on the full gear that Muslim women wear,that is why it stood out.Cheers.Ibbo.

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Hats off to that Lady Ibbo.................Trying to fit in. How good is that!! You should have given her a hug!!

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Yep could have been an explosive situation.Cheers.Ibbo.

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I have never been happy about that weird Christian mob hijacking our Druidic mid-Winter celebrations.

Even weirder when they hold them in mid Summer!

If it all goes R-sup, serves 'em right.

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I think your joke bombed Ibbo.........

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Did someone say there is no Father Christmas, no santa Claus, no Kris Kringle. I am broken hearted. How can I get over this grief I'm feeling. I'm beside myself,(that takes a lot of room) with worry. where will my prezzies come from  this year? I've got the sherry ready and the cake. Perhaps I will have to eat and drink them myself but it's not the same. Please, please someone put me out of my misery, no not the vets!!!! Bring back Santa. We need him. I need him, he is my hero! I will need my own services to repair my broken heart!!! Got to go I feel faint.

Terro. Sob, sniff.

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It's Okay Sir Terro........relax!!!

Santa is a happening thing.................This was just a suppose if: thing


It's cool........He will be here..........I promise Okay!!!!

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Sir Terro,fear not all, will be well.I have spoken to Ruddy and he has given me a promise that no Australian family will miss out on a Santa packet.In fact he told me about the new national Anthem."Row Row your Boat,we will keep you all afloat,get the cash and stay afloat"is about to be released on national TV.Cheers.Ibbo.

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Mr Duck your reassurance is music to my ears.Got quite in a pickle there for  while and had to lay down with a wet cloth on my head. Backed up by Ibbo's news from K Rudd I feel much better. Thank you Guys. Time for a soothing drop of medicine now.

Terro.

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Well...............I've always said.........If you aren't happy with my statement........Listen to Ibbo because he has got it together.

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ibbo wrote:

The shopping Center at Kawana Qld still had all the Christmas goodies,carols,Manger complete with child and Mum and Dad.Funny thing was a Muslim mum having her little boys photo taken with Santa,can't be more multi-cultural than that can we?.The Mum had on the full gear that Muslim women wear,that is why it stood out.Cheers.Ibbo.


I suspect it's only the more extreme Islamic bigots that carry on about Christmas and that the bulk of the Muslim community are happy to adopt the secular aspects of Christmas or at least live and let live when it comes to Christmas.

More dangerous are the loony leftie PC Thought Police with their own control agenda who take it upon themselves to speak on their behalf

 



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I have 9 geese and not one of them believes in father christmas biggrin 

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What sort of Geese are they??..............not believing in Father Christmas HMMPH!!

Is this because of bad up-bringing or just ignorance?? I think the RSPCA may be interested in this.

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Poor old Gooses would not be very happy this time of year.look after them Sunshine,"You never know when your Goose is cooked"...Sorry just a sick mind.Cheers.Ibbo.

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I guess you would have to be a goose to understand  lol

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We are having a Goose for Christmas this year Sunshine!! Yummm

Roasted!! with all the trimmings. ....................Tell that to your 9 geese!!

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Now...Now..D.D. That was a bit harsh!!! Poor Goosies...

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