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The Philosophy of Ambiguity FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: 1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS. 2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR. 3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 4. T...

Fabulous Fraser Island. Cheers, Peter

The History of 'APRONS' I don't think our kids know what an apron is.The principal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath,because she only had a few,it was easier to wash aprons than dresses and they used less material, but along with that, it served as a potholder for Removing ho...

Heading home on sunday, catch you all in a couple of days. Cheers.

G'day, Here is my photo.

The Ningaloo coast, WA. Cheers, Peter

Bush bashing in the Watagans... Dad & Dave had fun!

Neurum Creek at one of our favourite camping spots, Neurum Creek Bush Resort

Two Irishmen making a letter bomb Paddy- Do you think I've put enough explosives in? Mick- Dunno open it and see. Paddy- But it will explode. Mick - Don't be dumb Paddy its not addressed to you.

how do you tell people with dogs to stay away from my patch of ground ? we are currently traveling with our 3 year old grand daughter and for some reason she is terrified of dogs. at a caravan park recently my grand daughter was playing out side the van a dog and its owner wander on our patch of ground, well sh...

Saw a Queensland ute in Perth 'tother day with the (new?) number plate slogan "The smart State". I recalled Joh, Russ Hinze, Peter Beattie and Anna Bligh, among others, and thought: Gee, I love irony. Cheers, Tony

The track to Captain Billys Landing, Cape York. Cheers, Peter

Just to advise the aftermarket bullbars negate the means of front recovery as the bullbar covers the standard recovery point. This means if you get stuck on a slippery slope or worse as we were there is no means of forward recovery. This is what Southern Euro had to say:- "Fiat vehicle have provis...

What Do Retired People Do All Day? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop, writing out a parki...

While in China , a man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never havi...

A farmer named Seamus had a car accident. In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus. 'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor. Seamus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite c...

hi, i have an old mate who will be travelling from melbourne to broome via west coast, leaving approx sept 2010 for 3 or so month's. he has a hilux dual cab and aluminium boat. Hee has recently retired and is looking for a mate to come along with him. some who can share expenses and also loves fishing, going...

Well! Here's mine.......It was taken on 23/2/2010 at my bowling club...I think you will find plenty of Water

Paddy and Murphy were talking one afternoon when Paddy tells Murphy, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii .. I went to Hawaii and Moll...