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The Friendship Recipe To make us happy and agreeable to other people. Ingredients 1lb Good Temper 2lb Forbearance 1lb Patience 11/2lb Contentment 3lb Unselfishness 1lb Fun 2lb Cheerfulness Method Mix well with two quarts of Human Kindness. Dose-One glassful the first thing in the morning, to be r...

With the ferstive season fast approaching, this site may save a few $'s. http://www.boozle.com.au/beer

I have just watched the most amazing aerial dogfight.We live over looking a cove just North of Nelson Bay.A large eagle was circling overhead when out of the blue two Hawks started to attack it.The aerial manoeuvres by these birds were just pure aerobatics at it's best.One such manoeuvre by the Eagl...

I am recently back from a couple of months chasing boat people on Christmas Island. Thought you might like a look at the local Coconut Crabs aka Robber Crabs. We found this bloke on the road on our first day and thought he was big. Later on we saw some monsters. One of the local boozers backs onto the r...

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'Its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown, tie score.' After about five minut...

I did read the post where Granny expressed the desire to find a new man, preferably wealthy and younger so Granny just for you I found the following.... Cougar Cruise sets sail as older women look to attract younger men By Travelmail Reporter Last updated at 3:58 PM on 10th December 2009Comments (18) A...

ARE THEY ALL CALLED PAULINE ;;;;

Hi everyone, Brand newbie here. windsor rapid 'van with a jeep Cherokee tug. Age 60 About to retire. Going to head to "wouldn't have a clue, as long as its north" Duration of trip, permanent

Barry Powell and his dog are missing between Kunnamulla dn Charleville. Car abandoned. Missing since Wednesday according to the Courier Mail. Hey all you GN's take the advice given by all the services. STAY WITH YOUR CAR!!!

Another year has passed and we're all a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seems much colder. There was a time not long ago when life was quite a blast. Now I fully understand about 'Living in the Past' We used to go to weddings, football games and lunches. Now we go to funeral homes, and afte...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first check up. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' the woman replied. 'Well...

A blonde hurried into the emergency room of the hospital late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her. 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied. What?' sputtered the doctor. "you tried to commit suici...

snapped furtively, rare view of Duck with alfoil beanie

CHRISTMAS FAIRY I am a little fairy On tap o' the Christmas Tree It's no' a job I fancy Well how would you like tae be me A tarted up wi' tinsel It's enough to mak ye boak An a couple o' jaggy branches Rammed up the back o' your frock An' these wee lights a'roon me I canna get my sleep An' there's the yearly visit F...

We are having a most distressing time at the moment. Today Guru's Mum had to be assessed for full time HIGH DEPENDANCY care. We don't have the full picture at the moment but the costs involved are astronomical - that's if you have assets and an income. How come those out there who have never got off their...

hi everyone we have put down our deposit on our crusader manhatten last week 6 months still s*** loads to do before were off Q. if you are staying in a van park a storm hits and there is no power can you use a generator? cheers heaps

Kevin Rudd was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Kevin, the saviour of 'working families', if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So Kevin (the saviour of 'w...

Coming from the USA I thought my main worry was driving a manual transmission campervan on the wrong (oops - the other ) side of the road. The other side of the road is a bit of a challenge but I've driven an automatic in England so I've done that but my right hand knows about manual transmission - not my lef...

Some years ago I came across Olive Leaf Extract and found that amongst other things, it gets rid of mouth ulcers. So much so that 2 friends who suffered with mouth ulcers for years got rid of them. I am not saying it was a long term fix it may be that they had to have a top up of OLE every now and then. OLE also is g...

I needed a new avatar and had a little spare time this afternoon. What do you think of the result?? Pretty flash eh.??? Am I any good or what?? I used the spare time to commission Smokeydk to make this avatar. What a ripper!! Onya Smokeydk................Thanks HEAPS!! Should any of you want a ne...