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Terro


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Disco Duck wrote:

50% pass mark...................agreed

100% pregnant..................FAILED!!

I would agree with you guys if 50% were pregnant but...................


Surely the object of the exercise is to pro-create! Ergo, 100% pregnant = pass.

Terro

 



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Maybe they all have part time jobs after school... In a condom testing factory

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Ok Ok It was me and my little blue assistants...

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No Sir Terro...................

Pros create................the rest of us do it for fun LOL

"Fail!!"

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I'd like to see sex ed class trying to roll alfoil condoms onto bananas or carrots. It's downright painful just thinking about alfoil condoms .

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What is the point in wearing an alfoil beanie when most men think with a part of their anatomy that lies South of the border? wink

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JRH ??? What can I say??

"People who THINK they know everything.........upset those of us that do!!"


An alfoil beanie does not affect your thought patterns...................what an alfoil beanie does is: Stop the thought processes of "other beings", getting through to you

Also stops your thoughts from being transmitted to "other beings" and thereby enabling them to formulate schemes to abduct you.

Please try to at least stay on the same page!!

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Daisy and Disco Duck

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Gotta Think Outside the Square!

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
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"same page", I have my doubts as to whether you blokes are on the same bloody planet half the time

now when I was talking to "GOD" last night she told me in no uncertain terms that alfoil beanies do not work, only tinfoil has the means to stop alien or non productive thoughts from entering anothers mind

oh!! she also told me that you, "Ducky" are definately going to warmer climes in the afterlife for what you were doing last night,



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Also stops your thoughts from being transmitted to "other beings" and thereby enabling them to formulate schemes to abduct you.


Ah Ducky!!!!! I rest my case, definitely need one down below.

 



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Basil Faulty


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JRH wrote:

Disco Duck wrote:



Also stops your thoughts from being transmitted to "other beings" and thereby enabling them to formulate schemes to abduct you.


Ah Ducky!!!!! I rest my case, definitely need one down below.

 


Rudolph Nurev wore one all the time and he never got abducted by aliens.

 



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