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Patty walks into a bar . about half along the bar sits a beautiful blonde with large breastt resting on the bar Patty orders a schooner of black Barman pours the schooner and slides it along the bar towards Patty The beer hits the blondes breast and in a flash the barman wipes the bar and licks the beer fr...

It turned out that the problem with our caravan fridge was indeed the element, as several of you advised. It was a separate element from the DC one, as the fridge was still working on both battery power and gas. When we got out the paperwork to try and figure out how to change the element we realised that th...

Scottish Courtship A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the Loch and for several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Conor." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' ... per...

Actual writings in Mpumalanga Hospital (South Africa) Register... 1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 11 kgs weig...

Last week Bob and I did a round trip from Tweed Heads to Uki to Ballina. Here is a few photos of that area and no I did not take the photos.

THIS IS ANOTHER PIECE OF INFO. I COLLECTED WHILE LIVING ON CAPE YORK, BUT HAVEN'T YET TRIED. IT MIGHT COME IN HANDY FOR SOME-ONE. TO PRESERVE POTATOES. DIP INTO BOILING WATER FOR 1 MINUTE. STORE IN A COOL DARK PLACE. SHOULD KEEP ABOUT 1 YEAR. THEY WON'T SPROUT. -- Edited by xina on Friday 3rd of July...

So, this guy has a pet duck and he goes to the movie theater to see a movie and brings his duck with him. He goes to the ticket window and says to the lady, "I'd like two tickets, one for me, and one for my duck." The lady says, "I can't give your duck a ticket." The man says, "What gi...

Highway patrol officer spots a blonde driving down the road with no hands on the wheel , he pulls alongside to see she is knitting , he the calls to her,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, pullover.. she replies ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no, jumper!

Hi Di-N-Gary . have you fixed those electric brakes yet ? the price of electricity is going up , cant go wasting it now .

Whose books would appeal to all in here as she as in the following description, like those in here on the road. Her name is Sue henry and the 4 book series is called "Maxie and Stretch series" Also a good site to look up authors is http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/ "From an author who...

Have I been on the wacky baccy or has there been a problem with the site, I havent been able to open the Grey nomad site all last night or today. I might have had a short circuit in my alfoil beanie

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Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.

The last one is a worthy winner. 6th Place It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. 5th Place A flight attendant was stationed at t...

just a word of caution after more horrific deaths on our roads.I just wish people would slow down, take a break, enjoy there trips,not try and do it all in one day... too many people killed ..stay safe .drive safe..

I will be a passive reader of the Forum for a while.I am tending to be unhappy with some of the things I write.Time for someone with a different slant on life to have a go.I'll be back.Cheers.Ibbo.

A man was in his front yard mowing his lawn, when his attractive blonde neighbour came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox, She opened it then slammed it shut and stomped back into her house in a huff. A little later she again came out of the house and went to the mailbox opend it, slammed it shu...

A woman walks into the Charnwood Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids.... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL yours? "Yeah they are all mine," the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Terry...

Happy Birthday Ma have a good one was lovely catchig up with you yesterday

Seeing i,m still trying to find my way with a pc ,do any out there use Skype? Is there any catches , do,s or dont,s etc. Also usage rates of my allocated time . Any info will be taken on board. Many thanks.