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good morning. Moved a very short way down and have half set up. Farmer gave me a leg of lamb....it is in the pot now. Hope i remember how to cook it as lamb is usualy too pricy for me. Lots of room here if someone wants to drop in for a visit. Wood but no water. cheers Dawa

well here we are all ready to leave for our first big trip on mon sydney first to catch up with family camden caravan park will be our stopover then down the highway to torquay so many caravan parks to choose from as we are dog free this trip any hints or sugestions that are constructive will b greatly helpf...

MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would p...

This is such a heart warming story Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Royal Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After take-off the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when th...

Just watching new series of Mrs Brown on TV,about the only thing on TV that one can get a good laugh from .With alll the gloom and doom that surounds us these days it is good to know there is some laughter left in the world.The local Sanity music shop here is taking orders for the 3d series.

Apparently there is a really funny joke about wet seals posted somewhere on this forum by GaryKelly, but I just can't seem to find it.....

Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a > field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the > children > to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher > and the boys would go with the other. > The teacher assign...

the Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.... I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I w...

Well finally got the Sat tv to go after a bit of hassle in getting he dish aligned. Was getting a but hot under the collar when I remembered I had bought a digital satelitte finder from SatPlus. Was so easy to use, had the satellite tuned in no time. The thing that took the time was getting the decoder re-reg...

Have made it this far - dont know why I was a bit apprehensive about this part of the trip BUT - I have so missed the internet - and the Forum! Have been stopping at roadhouses and doing a quick email check. Quiet driving with no radio, although I did get reception at night sometimes, and my Cd player is a bit e...

Any good home made recipes to remove Bugs and Tar,its as dear as poison to buy. Thanks

:) They tow a caravan and live in it so he from they had a friend in the car getting some items at the local pint shop when blond friend asked, do you have a tow bar on your car? Mmmmm, blond moments. :) It's a worry.

hi all my phone has not got a hot spot can i still use it as a modem for my computer in any way cheers snap -- Edited by snap1946 on Friday 19th of April 2013 06:31:01 AM

Well we have stopped off for a break and lunch at Meningie. What a lovely little town. They are doing their best to restore it in places and doing a great Job. By the look of the number of vans and motorhomes around the word is out there. Worth a look if you are in the area. Briche.

I know all of you are very good drivers, so here is a fun test to see how good your speed is! The automobile driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is 0.75 seconds or 1 car length for every 10 mph. Test your average reaction time. Be careful, this can be addictive! You will be surprised at ho...

Does anyone know how to check when renewal is due??? I have to renew every 6 months but not sure when it is due and don't want it to 'turn off' unexpectantly. Thanks Patto

Finally got my van today, towed it home and actually reversed it into a parking position! I am very proud of myself and very excited. It goes to the van hospital next week to have somrare ovations done inside and then it's back to Townsville for the rest of the year. Can't wait for next year to start my trav...

An Australian Salesman in Harrods. THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the jo...

My thoughts go out to the people who were killed or injured in this act of terror, God bless. What is wrong with these people????