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Aboriginal Tracker An Australian tour guide was showing a group of American tourists the Top End.On their way to Kakadu he was describing the amazing abilities of the Australian Aborigines to track man or beast over land, through the air and under the sea.The Americans were incredulous. L...

Has anyone any info about the Bowen Horseshoe Bay Resort Caravan Park.

Put this post in the general recommendations section then realised there was a section just for caravan parks so here it is again...sorry for the double posting. Can't recommend this caravan park highly enough, it is in the beautiful south west of WA surrounded by huge trees, next to the river, with...

Can't recommend this caravan park highly enough, it is in the beautiful south west of WA surrounded by huge trees, next to the river, with lots of lovely bush walks. The facilities are clean, the kitchen is very basic, the town is just a stones throw away, with a new bakery opening up and lots of friendl...

1) You can't count your hair. 2) You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out. Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person. Ten (10) Things I know about you. 1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter ''P''...

Its good for any pilot to build up your flying time and I have just done that just over 100 hours of flying time in fsx!! mostly in the Cessna Grand caravan, a few hours in the 737's and a few in the A380,.. but mostly in the Cessna's and almost completed my flight around aus, Im on my way back to Sydney , but...

Just back from the long weekend at Chaffey Dam near Tamworth. Even though it was a little cool, we still had a great weekend. There werent many campers there so plenty of room. Much different to the warmer weather when it can be packed. Theres a lot to be said for winter camping.

* The Lunch Order* A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All thewaitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuouswaitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quitcame to his table and asked if he was ready to order,"What would you like, sir?"He looks at the menu and then s...

Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital. Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick. The nurse says, &quo...

Finally we are off to Pinjarra West to welcome our fifth grandchild into the world. We would have gone sooner but our eldest son has had to have 2 major bowel operations in the last 18 months with another one to before years end so we will have to be back for that. We leave on Thursday and being the proverbia...

The ATO decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the ATO office. The ATO auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you ...

Hi all I have been lurking around trying to keep up with most posts. But now it is so close I will be flying out Friday 14th morning and return on July 22nd. I hope to be keeping an eye on you all and report when I have internet access. I am going to New York first which includes an 8 day bus tour around Washing...

This morning 774 is focused on grey nomads, started off with an interview with a trucky explaining what terrible drivers Gray Nomads are. Now talking about the tourist economy impact of Grey Nomads

Googled Wongi - and got this info - sounds ok - who is interested - dates required - "Exploring Wongi Camp or picnic under the shady eucalypt trees. Cool off in a waterhole in summer. For your safety, never jump or dive into the waterholes. Supervise children closely as the water is deep. No fish...

Just listening to the ABC radio news and announced that so far this long week end Two people have been killed while towing caravans in separate incidents.One in Qld the Other in NSW and the third caravan accident in Victoria with injury sustained to the people.....They believe the Victorian acciden...

With a few stars in our eyes & lots of bitten fingernails we will leave Townsville on our journey.Came a bit early than our bio reads but with Michael being laid off due to the local labour downturn we have decided to start our adventure early. The van is almost packed got our UHF radio fitted now I jus...

The Road Not Taken By Robert Frost Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,And sorry I could not travel bothAnd be one traveler, long I stoodAnd looked down one as far as I couldTo where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair,And having perhaps the better claim,Because it was grass...

I meant a Pic. for the "Pick this Place" thread. Not one of you. Cheers, Sheba.

I'm a happy little ****roach today Woooohooooo finally . Way to go Blues