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This card was given tome , yesterday, by a friend at a barby we had. It a bit of a laugh! Bill -- Edited by bill12 on Monday 11th of November 2013 11:26:32 AM

Black Panties Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an i...

An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and buggy when a cop pulls her over. "Ma'am," says the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy." "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,&qu...

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband un-installed many other valuable program...

Hi all We are very new to this and dipping our toe in the water. We have purchased a 1992 Coromal 475 to tow behind our 2006 Hilux duel cab Diesel I have run an Anderson plug through a relay to the rear of the Hilux and my plan was to run an Anderson lead directly to a C-TEK DC/DC convertor then to the caravan...

Occasionally, I write well.... mostly I don't. Occasionally, I communicate badly, flick off a flippant one-liner, and sometimes annoy other posters. Sometimes I work on my posts so that they are well constucted, answer the OP's querie with my experience. There are some posts I have done well. Ther...

Hi all, i new new to this forum and have a question about inverters. My husband and I are about to go on the road full time and wish to do a fair bit of free camping. We have a 22 ft caravan with duel batteries and 2 x 120 watt solar panels. We are not sure if we need an inverter or not . Any help and information wil...

True story reported by an English guy who was stopped and asked to give a breathalyser test. The English guy lives near Le Bugue in the Dordogne and at the time he was stopped he was as pis*Ed as a fart...The gendarme signals to him to wind down the window then asks him if he has been drinking, and with a sl...

Havent noticed any Pauline-posts lately, wondering where and how she is? Hope all is well.

Hi, Im looking for a great spot on the Murray where I can safely get a van in to spend 4 or 5 nights by a roaring campfire and have the dog and kids run free. I used to camp at Quicks Beach just out of Barooga but getting a van in there is difficult. So looking for alternatives where there is good river access, ma...

Anyone know of a publication that will cover this topic, have searched far and wide and no joy yet ??

About 205 k east of Perth, city water and flushing toilets available, 3.6k walk around the rock, shorter if you cut through the middle, more if you walk to the summit. CAW book says 7k of dirt of highway, buQuiet spot to camp (we stayed three days) Free (which makes it even better) Better still if you...

I need to replace the batteries in the MH. I'm currently running 4x12v for a 24v system (truck is also 24v) for water, lights (including truck lights), various power points and fridge. Heater/AirCon, microwave and various other power points run on 240 via mains outlet. I also have a 3000w inv...

Grey nomads are biggest BlazeAid volunteers Lucy Barbour, Tuesday September 10, 2013 - 13:46 EST Grey nomads made up 75 per cent of the 3,500 Blazeaid volunteers who helped farmers rebuild fences and clean up property damage after floods and fires in eastern Australia last summer. - ABC More than...

Hi, Does any one have a gme mt 410g personnal location beacon this what i am thinking about for a emergency use only,also have uhf and blue tick telstra phone. Any information would be helpful. Thankyou. Mr Red.

A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "Tha...

Two Dublin nuns sat at traffic lights in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside. "Oi, get your tits out, you penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross". So Siste...

Why can Captain Kirk hear so well? Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.