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Eight months later, that motion has not been rescinded, although camping apparently puts campers in breach of the Local Government Act as well as the POM. Local government critic Paul Owens of Coramba said breaches of Section 68 of the Local Government Act 1993, covering which activities require t...

Angela Merkel the German PM arrives at Passport Control at Paris Charles De Gaulle airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. ... "Occupation?" "No; just here for a few days." Hope she had her mobile phone as well...

Little Johnnys Dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner on the first night. Dad asks Little Johnny what he did that afternoon.... Johnny says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps Johnny. Johnny says, "Okay, okay. I was at a f...

Just back from registering my MH and have new Vic plates...La Buona Vita

A nun gets into a cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. Finally, the cabbie says, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything."... "...

I hope that you get this one ok Gary Mick and Paddy had promised their Uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life,to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise. They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded on...

Looking at a second hand rig and it has 3 solar panels side by side across the width of the motorhome roof with no gap underneath for air flow . Is this alright , they have been on the rig for sometime now so the owner says. They seem to be working ok will I have to lift them up. Don't know what wattage they a...

For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed two new laws - gay marriage and legalised marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalised on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned...

Just imagine... If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Air New Zealand one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in the AA one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Canterbury Finance one year ago,you would have $0.00 to...

Well maintained but smaller park located in the old gold mining village of Blackwood. It's located in the Mineral Springs Reserve and has a lot of excellent walking trails etc. Dogs allowed on a lead, but cats are not welcome unless they are contained inside the caravan/motorhome. Heaps of bird life...

Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick says "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!" Paddy says "What's his name?" Mick replies "Miles, from Sydney."

I have spent a number of years in mainland China and found that the people are very interesting to sketch.They are expressive . Here I sketched a couple of my students, from Tsing Hua University in Zhuhai . -- Edited by bloomoon on Thursday 24th of October 2013 11:34:01 AM

Hi all. We are newbies at this lifestyle so have A few questions. We are currently in Brisbane awaiting the arrival of A new grandson so our adventure is on hold till after the new year. We have A Nissan Patrol manual 3litre turbo intercooled tug, and will be towing our Millard Endeavour (series 2) van...

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Yes that's right folks, the most Worshipful Grey Nomad Meeting Master, Dougwe is set to depart the warm waters and even warmer company of those on the NSW South Coast tomorrow. WGNMM Dougwe is set to head back south of the border and we all wish him safe travel's til we meet again, in the new year wi...

Some have noticed that the avatar for old Crofter is the same as florinhill, which was a correct observation,it is. The name Florin Hill came about when I purchased the farm across the road from our small holding, it was owned by a 86 year old who had cleared it of native forest by hand and draught horse, h...

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A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anes...

T-SHIRT A blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt. 'Why are you wearing a 'Thank God It's Friday' tee-shirt on Monday?' 'Oh crap!' the blonde says. 'I didn't realize it was a religious T-shirt. I thought it meant 'Tits Go In Front.''