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There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day she decided to get makeover. She cut and dyed her hair brunette and went driving down a country road, searching for someone who would appreciate her for her intelligence. When she came acros...

Hi to our fellow GN's, as a long term (12 years) casualty of dealing with chronic pain, I feel somewhat qualified to offer help and support to others with similar issues. I have endured some 11 surgical procedures (including removal of my right kidney, which the pathology showed a perfectly good kidn...

A big thank you to Doug who did an incredible job of house sitting while we took the van for its shake down cruise. and what a legend he is...a wonderful roast dinner awaited us when we got home! We have heard about all the great GN meet ups that took place while we were away, there is a rumour going around...

On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship. "What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly. "I'm a golf fanatic," he said. "I think about golf co...

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married ... They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a Chemist ...... Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers &quo...

I'm trying to find some more of these. The Shop where I used to get them has closed down. Thanks. Cheers, Sheba.

this guy loves my dads garage!! any ideas for a name?? cant tell if male or female. I reckon must be female as it took no notice of me

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a bus seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest a...

Unhappy campers will have to pay more to stay in national parks Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/unhappy-campers-will-have-to-pay-more-to-stay-in-national-parks-20131023-2w0wf.html -- Edited by Kingsthorpedavid on Saturday 26th of Octob...

Hi all, new to the forum, although have been on a "shake down" trip in the old Coaster, Perth to Melbourne, up to Yarrawonga camping on the Murray, then through NSW and back to Perth. After a week, headed up to Karratha to see my son, and now back in Perth. Plan is now to head off to nowhere in part...

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Hi, Does anyone have any ideas on travelling in a small economical car and a trailer of some sort for sleeping. thanks. rocket n stropAlso, anyone know approx. the fuel consumption with a high ace van and a small trailer? thanks. -- Edited by the rocket on Wednesday 28th of March 2012 01:11:20 PM

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize. She pulls off the tab and yells, 'I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!' The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a...

We are now 6 GN's at the lake - plus Ollie and Jamala the dogs, of course!!! Sally (Triple333) arrived early last week, as did Yeoeleven, then yesterday morning Solo Steve rocked up, fresh from the wilds of Victorian National Parks, and later in the day Shekon (Sharon) arrived! A great night around a go...

We are off to Melvilles caves today for a couple of days. Anybody in the area heading that way?

Just got my latest copy of the RACV mag and reading the facebook section on page 13, here is a section about name your car, and guess what " my toyota hi ace is called Myrtle " Marj Davis Looks like the grey nomads is not enough for our happy wanderer, she is spreading her wings Ken

Hi can anyone recommend a reputable and honest caravan service tech in the Brisbane / Ipswich area?

Found yet another great spot on the banks of the Murray River (Camps 4) for anyone who is self sufficient. We stayed directly behind the Harness Club but there are many areas all along the riverbank. A local told us that there were hot showers to be had at the public amenitities in the main street of Nyah...

Here's another trick of Doctor Dementia to test your skills.... I've seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time I've seen it with numbers. Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD, you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long, lon...

whether people actually read other threads or posts before adding their tidbit of news. Gday... Surprising how often we get duplicate threads on the same (or very similar) topics. Even more interesting, is the number of posts on a thread that seem to prove that the poster seems to not have read all of...