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Here we are at Girarre (just down the road) & what an enjoyable arvo I had. In the hall about 40 amateur musos met to jam away the arvo. The chords & the words to the songs went up on a big screen & I (although without an instrument to play) was allowed to sing along with them. What a great time...

Adult Scrabble Re-arrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect. P N E S I People who wrote SPINE became doctors... The rest are all my e-mail friends...

An elderly lady recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him........ "You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bo...

Little boy gets home from school and says, "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years." His Dad replies, "Never mind Son maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!"

Hi everyone, I subscribe to a free service from the Australian government called "Stay Smart Online" it give regular updates on what the scammers are up to and what you can do to protect yourself when online. Recently a malware called cryptolocker has surfaced and it is very nasty. you can...

for a while in down town Wonthaggi, Victoria (Sort of near Phillip Island) town of wind and rain. If anyone is passing through and would like to chat give a yell. I just enjoyed some great company at Greens Lake (no more on that ) but all good things come to an end.

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Am still at Greens but Doug took me for a drive to Echuca for provisions and the chance to visit the Bendigo Bank. Echuca is a really historical town, the main shopping centre has authentic old shops and pubs with the port and docks running behind the main drag. John

Hi All, A hopefully simple question. How long can diesel be stored in a plastic jerry? I have a faint but nagging memory of there being a time limit due to the growth of a fungus or similar. May have been an urban myth. Any advice is welcome. Thanks Hurls

Please Jules will you please organise someone to take down my line. OH Oh I forgot. It'd Keith's lure retriever. Patent pending. Will collect it when we return. Many thanks Alice

Brit Humour Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to f...

CONUNDRUM Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning; "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back; "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later; "Computer really f***ed now."

I hope this has not been posted before is so I apologise to the poster. When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life su...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lncwRnV4Gsg -- Edited by petengail on Saturday 23rd of November 2013 10:19:04 AM

got this from face book... thought it was funny..

A few weeks ago we bought our little pop top van 'Pokey'. We wondered how our old 14 year old dog would take to camping - again. So some time ago we started looking on every dog rescue site as we wanted to rescue a dog from death row and give Jette some company, thinking that with a 'friend' along she would not...

Hi All I am about to fit a Fiamma awning to the side of our Volvo bus/motorhome. Is there a max height that the awning cassette can be fitted? Also, does the cassette have to be fitted in a vertical position? the bus side walls have a slight slope cheers Any help would be appreciated cheers Robin

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if you had a warning lable what would it read (from facebook) mine would read "Caution - Do not wake before mid day!