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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

If, like many caravans, yours does not have a built in oven there is a great alternative if you are longing for a delicious home cooked roast whilst on the road. We appreciate the lack of having no oven in our van because the space is taken up by storage drawers that are much more beneficial for us. But we a...

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Nymphomaniac Convention A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him. "Hello&qu...

Beautiful setting, $22pn, powered site. Flat, grassed, very quiet and clean. Excellent little stop on the way to somewhere else.

Hi, I have been peri-menopause for nearly 10 years. I was told 10 years ago that it would be 5-10 years for menopause to hit...she's still hiding.... i have had a bad run of hot flushes for the last couple of years, even having to take tablets which made it worse. I stopped taking the tablets and now a few mo...

Has anyone ever heard this rule/law? That you must park with your draw bar to the road. Friends just came back from holidays and one CP insisted it had to be done this way. I thought well a caravan wouldn't really have a choice, but they have a camper trailer so can easily turn it another way it suits them be...

For Copper1 to pick up their new toy. Hope all is as you want Garry, Roxanne and Ruby. Enjoy the day.

Hello Is anybody else having problems with the site today I am clicking onto topics and it come up with webpage not available, or posting a reply it comes up with page not found?/ Take a few times to get back to the forum page Ken

Global Facts About Sex At Any Given Moment: FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now. FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing. FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. FACT: 1 old person is reading emails. You hang in there, Sunshine ....

When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, my 13 grand k...

My van does not have an oven, only a microwave. As we mostly free camp, the microwave is only good for storing our medication. I was wondering if anyone had bought a portable oven and what were their thoughts. I dont want to carry a webber, choofer or camp oven for the fire or similar items. I have looked...

Am looking to install a cargo barrier in my Hiace LWB (Frontline) where the couch runs along the back of the driver and passenger seats. To date have found floor to ceiling cargo barriers - that won't work Ideas appreciated Zj

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of the building.They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."The Mexi...

I have a rear view camera on my van and use RCA plugs to connect between the van and the tow vehicle, now for the second time with replaced fittings I have had a wire break away on the tug end. the plug is held in a bracket and I have used a fairly heavy multi strand wire I am wondering if there is another plug tha...

FIRST TIME... It was my first time ever And I'll Never forget I'd do it Again Without a Single regret. The sky was Dark The moon Was high We were all Alone Just she And I. Her hair Was soft Her eyes Were blue I knew just What She wanted To do. Her skin so Soft Her legs so Fine I ran my Fingers Down her Spine.. I di...

In 1986, Dazza was on holiday in Kenya after dropping out of Broadmeadows High School. On a pissed hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dazza approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspect...

A MAN IN A FLORIDA SUPERMARKET TRIES TO BUY HALF A HEAD OF LETTUCE. THE VERY YOUNG PRODUCE ASSISTANT TELLS HIM THAT THEY SELL ONLY WHOLE HEADS OF LETTUCE . THE MAN PERSISTS AND ASKS TO SEE THE MANAGER. THE BOY SAYS HE'LL ASK HIS MANAGER ABOUT IT. WALKING INTO THE BACK ROOM, THE BOY SAID TO HIS MANAGER, '...

hi is there a show ground in miles if so where is it , thanks fred

I have had a blast since hitting the road. One day I might even get around to updating my blog. Have not had time. Had four days free camping with friends at Warbutons Bridge, just out from Castlemaine. Lovely setting, fire pits, new drop toilet, quiet, and grassed. Lots of wild life and just a wonderful...