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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River Thames in London . The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' '...

Just found this in the local paper, might be a great way to end of the summer down here. Its being held at the Ute Muster site Conargo Road Deniliquin. Looks like a lot of fun. Overseas artists including John Mayer, The Doobie Brothers. Website is denibluesfestival.com Dates Saturday 19th and Sunday 2...

Travellers are busy out there,1000 new listings in a month,up to 6000 now. Keep up the good work.

Hello all we are looking at getting a setup for our van acces antennanas have one but it is very pricey $5700 fitted as we are in WA can anyone recomend other options IE different supplier And more importently do they work Cheers Bowsie

Ken Thomas you thought we had forgotten did'nt you

Forgot to welcome a couple of new arrivals the other day - KimKevin (Kim and Kevin-whom we met in Tassy last summer) and their friends from Cairns - Welcome, though belatedly guys!!!! Farewell to Alan and Val, who came up here on their first free camping experience, and fitted in so well - reckon they en...

Spent four days at lake Dyer and it was really lovely. Price $22.00 per night and if staying more than 2 nights 1 free. It is a council run Park and Donna and Herb do a great job. Weekends busy with all the boaties.

An oldie but a goodie .... if you have wet shoes and running short of dry socks put a plastic bread bag over your socks and then put your boots or shoes on over the bag ..... Will keep your feet and socks warm and dry in continual wet weather ... Or if you find the gum boots just too uncomfortable as I do!

I have 2 external plugs on my new to me campervan. On the driver side is the caravan plug...I assume as it's a different size. On the passenger side, side of the wiz bang door is another plug with IP44 on the cover, which I know is all weather dust protection cover, thanks google. As I can plug a 3 prong plug...

Today I was beaten up by a woman...! I was in the elevator when a busty lady got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, would you please press 1.. So I did. I don't remember much afterwards....

Yep, another meet up here in Batemans Bay. Mongrel is going to be on his lead so all will be safe at the Solder's club from 11.30am for lunch. His wife Carol will keep him on his lead so it will be safe if anyone is around and would like to join in.

I'm certainly enjoying the comfort of my Hotel room here in Manila. Aircon, hot water shower, TV (CNN of course) and cold San Miguel BeerI realize this is not a subject for a Forum such as this, where we are more interested in our rig, where we are, where to next, and are we gunna meet any GNs on the road tod...

Could anyone tell me if the Carvnarvon Developmental Road from Rolleston to Roma is fully tarmac - we will be driving a rented Maui motorhome over that route in January and a condition of hire is that you only travel on tarmac roads? Thank you, Terry (at home in cold UK)

An Asian woman goes in to her local National Australia Bank Branch and begins exchanging her money. After the transaction is complete she asks the teller 'Why it change, yesterday I get two hunat dollar for my money, today I only get hunat eighty?' The teller looked over his glasses and says very slowl...

Found some really strong clothes pegs made of rubber, and replaced all my plastic and wooden pegs with them. I bought them from Terry White Chemist. The brand name is 'primahome rubber grip pegs'. They are also sold on line at www.lasoo.com.au $3.00 for 16. They hang on tight in a strong wind, don't sp...

'Hello, is this the police?' 'Yes it is. How can we help you?' 'I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding Cocaine inside his firewood!' 'Thank you very much for the call.' The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers. They search the house and then go out to...

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really...

THESE REALLY WORK!! AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPL...

Now here's one that has me puzzled and wonder if there are any boffins out there who have had a simalar issue and happy to share the solution or helpful ideas? We have the Jayco Sterling outback 17:22:2 van 2010yr, the 220v hot water boiler at the rear of the van which is a 17 lt capacity unit is getting stea...

Glendale 18 ft van (single axle) built late 1960s (I think) with a Ford Falcon XP wagon. Van was secondhand in 1973. Had this when we started work, sold 1975. Now we're about to retire so will be getting another rig - a bit bigger this time!. Probably a 26ft Aussie-built 5th wheeler and Navara/Colora...